My Dads XXX Pics / Clips
My Dad Just Told Me “You Dont Get Enough D Because You Don’t Leave Your Room” And It Took Me A Few Seconds To Realise That He Was Talking About Vitamin D And Not My Sex Life
My Family Finally Got To Meet @Jayleezus For The First Time And I Could Tell My Dad Really Likes This Kid. Sadly We Had To Depart But It Was Nice Seeing Everyone Smile At The Same Time. Fourth Day In California. Thank You For Showing Us This Boba Place
My Little Sister Gave Me This Before She Left To The Store With My Dad. She Said &Amp;Ldquo;Here&Amp;Rsquo;S Mr.penguin, He Makes The Ice Cold&Amp;Rdquo;
My Cousin In Law Cathy Is Going Into Labor And We Still Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Know What The Gender Is. Ahhhhhhh!!! Now My Dad, Kaylyn And I Are Going To Swedish To See The Baby! Ahhhhhh!!!! So Happy So Happy So Happy!
My Dad Got These For My Sister At Goodwill For $6.00. Lucky Duck
My Dad Called Me At 3Am Yelling At Me Asking Where I Was, When My Ass Got Home Two Hours Earlier In Bed Sleeping.
My Youngest Sister Came Home One Day And Told My Dad, &Quot;Daddy! Guess What? Everybody At School Thinks I'm Half White!&Quot;
My Dad Found My Twitter
My Mom Bought Birds But She&Amp;Rsquo;S Never Home, My Dad Works, I Work Until Eight Now. Why Buy Animals You Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Take Care Of?
My Dad Calls One Of My Brother’s Friends Pretty Ricky Cuz He’s Photogenic. Lol
Constructedparadox: Dlie: Dlie: Maribopuppy: Killthewhispernotthedream: Ryouseiteki: I Am The Sand Guardian, Guardian Of The Sand I’m Just Reblogging This Because My Dad Didn’t Believe It Existed. It Has Returned Well I Spent Way Too Much
The Past Three Days All My Dad Has Been Doing Is Feeding Me Wine
Im Not Sure When It Happened&Amp;Hellip;But I Guess I Have Turned Into The &Amp;Ldquo;Cute Preppy Redhead&Amp;Rdquo;. Back In High School And Even The Beginning Of College I Was More Along The Lines Of&Amp;Hellip;Punky And Edgy. I Guess My Dad Working For Vera Bradley
My Dad And I Are Getting New Weights For The Basement Yaaaayyy Also I Think I&Amp;Rsquo;M Still Drunk. I&Amp;Rsquo;M So Friendly When I&Amp;Rsquo;M Drunk. Fabulous Night With All My Followers Lmao
My Mom Is A Mermaid And My Dad Is A Centaur
My Dads Girlfriend Just Walked Into My Room And Asked If I Would Want To Go To The Zoo With Her Sometime
Mscomrade: So I Was Telling My Dad About Neko Atsume And He Just Scoffed And Said “You Don’t Need A Damn Video Game For That” And Went Out To Our Backyard And Put Apples And Pears All Around Our Yard And Now We’re Just Watching The Squirrels
Erwinsmitn: Erwinsmitn: My Dad Works For The White House And He Just Told Me That Apparently The Government Banned Kissanime On The White House Wifi Cause Officials Were Watching It Like, A Noticeable Amount Wait, I Just Mentioned This To Him Again
Prime-Art: My Dad Asked Me If Mei Gets Ripped When Nano Boosted, So I Took It Literally…
D1Rtypaws: 5 Times The Animatronic Fox On Splash Mountain Addressed Me By Name And Told Me He Was Going To Marry My Dad
Spaceeyes: Back In The Old Days Where Dvds Were Rented From Businesses Trying To Cash In On Blockbuster’s Success, My Dad Used To Burn The Dvds So We’d Have Our Own Copy But He’d Always Have The Weirdest Label Ideas. We Would Have Candid Photos
Juliawiinchester:i’ve Decided I’m Only Going To Answer My Dads Texts With Pictures Of Ben Wyatt
Glumshoe: When My Dad Was A Teenager, He Accidentally Started Working For A Restaurant That Was A Front For The Local Mafia. He Flipped Burgers For A Semester And Then, When He Wanted To Leave, One Of The Members Pulled A Gun On Him And Said He Couldn’t.
My Mad Existence: So I Ask My Dad Who Is A Lifelong Spiderman Fan How Spiderman Can...
My Mom Is Dying And My Dad And I Are Now Homeless
My Dad Just Suggested Online Dating To Me, Is This What My Life Has Become?
You Guys My Dad Is Getting His Laptop Fixed And Im Going Through The Photobooth Pictures On This Laptop And This Little Girl Has Me Laughing So Hard It Looks Like Theres Poop In Her Mouth
My Dad At 29, Me At 2 Weeks. Me At 29, My Boy At 2 Weeks.
My-Username-Needed-An-Apostrophe: C-Oralistah: Shrinking-Ulzzang: Rabid-Logan: Barbie-Isalive: This Is Very Important If You’re Ever In A Situation Similar This Pretend That You’re Dead Don’t Scream And @#!*% My Dad Told Us This If Someone
My Mom&Amp;Rsquo;S Valentines Day Gift. She Loved It And Got My Dad His Favorite Chocolates. :D
My Dad Tried To Use My Sister’s Hello Kitty Shampoo In The Shower And He Just Screamed “Hello Kitty More Like Hello Shitty”
Lostcave:how Coming Out Went For Me. Also Just So You Know, I Never Threatened Suicide, I Don’t Know Where She Got That From. Luckily I Went In Knowing That This Would Be The Outcome, And Really, I’m Okay. My Dad Is The Most Supportive Human Being
My Momma With 18 Years Old. My Dad Told Me Once: When I Saw Ur Mother With 15 Years Old. I Had To Marry Her. She Was The Prettiest Woman On The Village. So I Asked Your Grandfather. And Three Years Later They Married 😂 #Prettiesthuman #Greek #Proud
My Dad Passed Away A Few Days Ago And I Am Still Trying To Process Everything.i’ll Keep Drawing Though Cause This Is My Only Way To Cope With Things.but Some Aus Will Be On Hold And I Might Not Be Able To Post Daily.
My Birthday, Spring Break, My Dads Birthday, Spring Break, Shamrock Shakes, And Spring Break
Coleito: My Dad Was Being A Dick So I Went Outside And Took Pictures.
My Dad Favourites My Sister Big Time
My Mum + My Dad - Condom = Greatest Person Alive.
My First Band T Shirt From When My Dad Took Me To See Goatwhore In Like 7Th Grade
My Dad Dressed Up As Bender From Futurama For My 17Th. He Is So Awesome.
My Dad Heard I Was Sad And He&Amp;Rsquo;S Trying To Ask If I&Amp;Rsquo;M Okay And Trying To Comfort Me About My Boy Problems And Idk If I Should Smile Or Cry
Things Are Better And Cheery And Im Kinda In The Christmas-Y Spirit :)) Tomorrow I Am Going To Bake Cookies And Watch Elf And Home Alone (One And Two) And Then Go To My Dads House For His Christmas Thennn Wrap Presents All Night Like A Good Lil Elf Thennn
My Dad Is Trying To Get Me To Show Him How Fb Works And I Told Him I&Amp;Rsquo;D Only Show Him If My Car Was Fixed Tonight And In The Driveway By Tomorrow Morning. I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Have Time For Bargaining This Is A One Time Offer And He&Amp;Rsquo;S Not Gonna Be
Today My Dad And I Went Out For Dessert And The Waitress Thought I Was Like 12 And Before We Could Correct Her She Gave Me A Free Sundae Because It Was Kid&Amp;Rsquo;S Day, Sometimes It&Amp;Rsquo;S Not So Bad Looking Like A Baby
So I&Amp;Rsquo;M Really Excited Because This Saturday Morning&Amp;Rsquo;S Pokemon Episode On Cartoon Network Is The One With Sylveon&Amp;Rsquo;S Debut In It (I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Already Seen It In Japanese But Hey You Know) And My Dad Is Recording It On The Dvr For Me Lol
My Dad Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T Know How Much Pain I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Been In Because Of My Wisdom Teeth, Because I Usually Put On A Brave Face And Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Let Too Much On, And Now He&Amp;Rsquo;S Being Really Coddlely And Its Kinda Sweet ;U;
My Dad Ate All My Cheetos :((((
I Probably Wouldn’t Miss My Dad If He Were Gone Tbh
So My Dad Hasn’t Been Doing So Well Lately And Even Though He Can Be A Real Ass Sometimes I Still Feel Bad, First He Was Having Stomach Issues And Now He Has A Persistent Cough And It Sounds So Bad Like He’s Wheezing Except He’s Like Way Too Stubborn
My Dad Is Using My Cultural Anthropology Textbook And Psychology Book To Hold His Bed In Place. Omfginnovation
My Dad Falling Down The Steps And Me Spending Some Time Locked In The Bathroom On The Floor Having A Massive Panic Attack Later, And I&Amp;Rsquo;M Home. I Think This May Have Actually Been My Worst Holiday Ever.
My Dad At 29, Me At 2 Weeks. Me At 29, My Boy At 2 Weeks.”
My Necklace With My Dads Ashes Broke This Morning. No, I Am Not Okay. And I Have A Fuck Ton Going On Today. Gotta Put On That Pretty Face And Fake Smile.
My Mom + My Dad - Condom = Greatest Person Alive.
