My Dads

My Mom Is A Mermaid And My Dad Is A Centaur

Lesless: My Dad Works On A Huge Property For A Man With A Rescued Baby Deer Who Just Lost His Spots &Amp;Amp; Really Likes Scratches.

Carpentrix:my Dad Carves Birds, Wooden Decoys, Ducks And Shorebirds. They Stand On Dowel Legs On Driftwood Bases And Their Glass Eyes Look Real. The Birds He Makes Are Beautiful.

My Dad Was So Mad At Me For Getting A Tramp Stamp That Every Time He Saw It He Would Strip My Lower Half And Bend Me Over His Lap For A Spanking. What He Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T Realize At First Was That I Was More Than A Little Submissive And His Spankings Inevitab

My Dad Me And My Grandpa

Gl: Sherlock Are You At A Crime Scene Without Authorization Sh: There Are Yarders Present, It&Amp;Rsquo;S Perfectly Fine. Gl: Those Arent Yarders Theyre Just Wearing My Dads Police Shit Gl: Tell Them I Want That All Back Btw Sh: You Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Personally

My Dad Comes Into My Room And Starts Fucking Shit Up.

My Dad Recently Died And This Was The Last Thing He Ever Said To Me. I Found A Card That Had His Handwriting And Decided That This Was Something I Wanted To Look At For The Rest Of My Life. Oh And For The Record, I Love You Too Daddy. Done By Teddy At

My Dad&Amp;Rsquo;S Animals From When He Was A Boy. They Made Me Remember My Toy Farm That I Had When I Was Smaller (I Aspired To Be A Tomboy). The Right Pig Fainted.

My Daddys Boss Has A Great Cock And As Long As I Keep On Pleasing It My Dad Will Keep Getting A Big Bowness

My Dad Really Loves My Mom And Seeing That Even After Like 26 Years Makes Me Very Happy.

演员都好帅好美嘤嘤嘤 “My Mother’s Getting Married.” “You Have A Mother?” “You Think My Dad’s An Earthworm Able To Self Reproduce?”

My Friend Just Casually Mentioned How Attractive She Finds My Dad&Amp;Hellip;Please Don&Amp;Rsquo;T.

My Dad Just Threw Away My Room Key Because It Had A Skull On It T_T

My Dad Literally Just Got Really Angry At Me Because I Was Laughing To Myself While I Was Making Myself Dinner. Like Seriously. He Kinda Hurt My Feelings By The Disgusted Way He Looked At Me..

My Dad Just Told Me “You Dont Get Enough D Because You Don’t Leave Your Room” And It Took Me A Few Seconds To Realise That He Was Talking About Vitamin D And Not My Sex Life

Fluffyomorashi: *In The Middle Of Holding My Dad Calls And Tells Me I Have To Meet One Of The Neighbors Outside To Get Something For Our House*…… Me Currently Talking To The Neighbor Trying Not To Squirm But Also Trying To Back Out Of The Conversation:

My Grandma Gave This To My Dad For Christmas.

My Dad Just Sent Me A Picture Of My Cat&Amp;Rsquo;S Hairball She Puked Up This Morning, And It Looks Waaaaaay Too Much Like A Penis.

Gooberjam: Please Look At How Much My Cat Petey Loves When My Dad Plays

Superandyy: Professortreeoak: 3Kyupachops3: Tt____Tt Ugh God It’s Like Watching My Dad Cry T___T When Teuk Lost It I Lost All My Senses

Gaysleepy:i’m Laughing Sooo Hard @ My Dad’s Denial Of How Fat Our Dog Is Lmao

My Mom Is A Mermaid And My Dad Is A Centaur

My Dads Names For My Pokemon Toys

My Dad Wont Stop Hogging My Boyfriend

My Haul Thusfar Not Including A $10 Walmart Giftcard, Hearthfire Skyrim Addon And Some Candy+Cookies My Neighbor Gave Us That My Dads Torn Into Already. Good Ass Cookies

Oh Yea I Bought A Pony On Saturday Well My Dad Did, He Usually Gets Me 2 Packs Of Pokemon Cards But Since Ive Had Really Bad Luck With Them The Past Month I Exchanged One Pack With A Pony Honestly? I Think Some Of The Pony Plushes Are Really Cute So I

Spaceeyes: Back In The Old Days Where Dvds Were Rented From Businesses Trying To Cash In On Blockbuster’s Success, My Dad Used To Burn The Dvds So We’d Have Our Own Copy But He’d Always Have The Weirdest Label Ideas. We Would Have Candid Photos

Oh-Hannahdear: My Dad Sent Me This And Idk Why It’s So Great But It Is. Hilary Clinton Pant-Suit Rainbow.

Slab-O-Meat: One Time My Dad Told Mom “So Our Kid’s Been Listening To Devo” And My Mom Sighed Real Dramatically And Went “Oh Great”

Teaboot:gildedproblems:teaboot:imeverywoman420:Having An Abusive Parent Is Kinda Funny In Retrospect Like Mommy Why Do You Have Beef With Me Im 4 I Love Youhaters (My Dad) Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Stand To See A Bad Bitch (Me, Nine Years Old) Winning (&Amp;Ldquo;Drawing

The-Cocky-Bitch: Fireandshellamari: Elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: So My Dad Fixes Hot Tubs For A Living Which Means He Goes To People’s Houses And Has All These Crazy Stories, But He Has Some Regular Customers That Really Like Him. He’s Also Basically

Natural&Amp;Ndash;Blues: Sirsmalldog: Yayfeminism: [Thread] This Kind Of Makes Me Want To Cry Because I Was Just With My Dad In The Hospital Two Days Ago, And He Put Off Going To The Hospital For Weeks…. Because We Can’t Afford It. We Thought (As Did

My Mom Has Turned Really Nasty Towards Me And My Dad Lately. Shes Been Sick For Several Years And We&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Been Trying To Do The Best We Can To Help But Shes Started Expecting Things Done And Pretty Much Expecting To Be Waited On And Complains When

My Parents Are On The Same Exact Fucked Up Sleep Schedule I&Amp;Rsquo;M On. I No Longer Have Any Real Time To Do Anything While They&Amp;Rsquo;Re Asleep. It Seems Whenever I Do Anyt U In That Makes Noise My Dad Is Interrupts Me In A Demanding Manner Asking Me

My Mom Is A Mermaid And My Dad Is A Centaur

My Mom + My Dad - Condom = Greatest Person Alive.

My Dad Bought Chocolate Rice Krispies And I Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T Know He Did And My Sisters Jsut Ate The Last Of Them And Now I&Amp;Rsquo;M Really Sad And Depressed

@Annabanks: Used My Dad&Amp;Rsquo;S Recipe And Made Some Homemade Ice Cream! #Yum!

My Dad Almost Walked In My Room While I Had My Vibrator Inside Me I&Amp;Rsquo;M Sobbing O(-(

My-Wayward-Shawn: Big-Bad-Wolf-Fitness: Hellabitcoins: Sansaspark: Magconbabe-Matt: This Shit Better Work Hah I Reblogged This Last Night And Look What I Got From My Dad Today Out Of The Blue What If We All Got Paper Lol Need Eh Can’t Hurt

Shotaqueenie: Shotaqueenie: Okay So My Grandparents Gave Me This Naruto Video Game For Christmas And I Haven’t Really Played It At All, But My Dad Freaking Loves It I Didn’t Even Know He Was Playing It Until A While Ago He Came Up To Me And Looked

My Dad Said I Can Take Drivers Ed This Year, But I Have To Wait Till Next Year To Get It- Since My Birthday Is In November. D: Butt Its Okayyy. Hahaha At Least I Get To Learn How To Drive! :D

My Dad Called Me Yelling And Asking If I Got My Lip Ring, He Still Doesnt Know. But Shit If Hes Gonna Keep Bugging Me, Ima Fucken Move Out And Live With My Mom, So Fucken Annoying!

My Dads Planning To Put Back The Kareoke Ever Since My Uncles Drunk Self Broke The Dvd We Had To Go Buy A New One For Tomorrows Pot Luck. You Know What That Means!!!!! My Poop Head Cousin Farting And Singing Sexual Songs Again Omg

My Mother And I Had A Heart To Heart Conversation Today About Our Lives And What Would Happen If My Dad Doesn&Amp;Rsquo;T Get Well Soon. Moving Back In With My Mom Wouldn&Amp;Rsquo;T Be As Bad But Living With Both Her And Her Boyfriend Is Not Something I Want

My Dad: You Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Trust Friends, Friends Are Temporary. There Not Really There For You. (In My Head): Oh But You Were There For Me When You Tried To Put My Head Through A Wall, Said/Did Inappropriate Things To Me And Nearly Killed Your Son Right

My Mom Is Off To Mexico 🇲🇽! Her Birthday, The Fiestas All Await Her. My Dad Is There Already Getting Oral Surgery In Preparation For Full Dentures. #Oldtimers I Love My Parents. I’ll Miss Them Until They Return. Safe Travels! 🇲🇽😎👍🏽🙏🏽❤️

I Know My Dad Says He&Amp;Rsquo;S Sometimes Joking, But I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Been Shamed For My Food Choices Since I Was A Child. No Wonder I&Amp;Rsquo;M The Way I Am. Thanks For That.

Oh My God No My Dad Called Oh God No He Asked Me If I Even Love At The House Anymore And Said He Hasn’t Seen Me In A Week And He Couldn’t Wait To See Me Again Fuck This Is Messing With Me So Bad Oh No Someone Help

My Dad’s Got A Fat Cock And Sometimes It Still Gags Me When He Fucks My Face And Pushes My Head Down On It To Deep Throat Me.

Me And My First Car! It&Amp;Rsquo;S So So Cute And I Feel Like I've Just Stepped Out Of A 60&Amp;Rsquo;S Movie When I&Amp;Rsquo;M In It. It&Amp;Rsquo;S Older Than Me, And It&Amp;Rsquo;S In A Bit Of A State (We Got It For Next To Nothing From A Client Of My Dad&Amp;Rsquo;S)

My Dad Brought Over A Couple Boxes When He Was In Town , Bunch Of Old Pictures Going Back To Middle School But Put A Couple From High School Formals In Frames . So Some Throwback Thursday For Y’all Including Me And My Folks In Naval Ball Pics From My

My Mama Furious As Fuck And I Love It.

My Dad Just Came In My Room And Threw This Whole Box Of Cookies On My Bed And Left Without A Word Omfg Whatevs Eats Them All

My Dad Doesn&Amp;Rsquo;T Know What My Favorite Color(S) Are Lmao (Pink, Blue, Green) He Keeps Thinking Its Purple Because When I Was 9 To 11 Years Old That Was My Favorite Color And I Had A Lot Clothes And Bags And Stuff In Purple And Wanted Everything In

So Im Still Doing Really Bad Health Wise And Its Starting To Get Scary, Im Still Bleeding A Lot But My Dad Is Just Yelling At My Mom And Refusing To Take Me To The Doctor Or Hospital Or Anything Plus We&Amp;Rsquo;Re Broke Lays Down Here

So You Know How I Reblogged That Post Where The Person Painted Their Room Based Off Of Su Backgrounds? Well I Asked My Dad If We Could Do That To My Room And He Was Like ‘Sure! But..why Don’t I Just Make A Wall Decal For It?’ I Just Realized That

The Lengths Some People Will Go To To Make Pokemon Go Seem Like Such A Terrible Thing Is Hilariousi Asked My Mother Yesterday If She Wanted To Take A Short Walk Down The Street With Me So I Could Check Out Some Pokemons To Catch (Also Bc My Dad Wants

My Mom Has Officially Lost Her Fucking Mind. Going To Kick Me Out Because My Fucking Room Isn&Amp;Rsquo;T Clean? Seriously&Amp;Hellip;. I&Amp;Rsquo;M On The Verge Of Just Calling My Dad &Amp;Amp; Moving Back In With Him. Yeah I Hated Living There, But It&Amp;Rsquo;D Be