[ClimbersGoneWild ] [ClitDepthGIFs ]
“MY NAME, IS PERIDOT, AND I AM A BONA FIDE G, AND A CERTIFIED STUD! AND YOU CAN’T! TEACH! THAT!!! AND THIS HERE, IS BIG JASPER, AND SHE IS 7 FOOT TALL! AND YOU CAN’T! TEACH! THAT!!! BADA-BOOM!!! REALEST GEMS IN THE ROOM! HOW YOU DOIN’!?”
