Here is my offer. For $500 and you can crawl over and stare for one minute. For $1000 and you can kiss my heels and for $5000 I will let you kiss my backside on each cheek. Fill out the check and bring it to me in your mouth.

Here is my offer. For $500 and you can crawl over and stare for one minute. For

Here is my offer. For $500 and you can crawl over and stare for one minute. For $1000 and you can kiss my heels and for $5000 I will let you kiss my backside on each cheek. Fill out the check and bring it to me in your mouth. | Caption Credit:

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