If my lifetime total of orgasms hasn’t gone up by at least three before I get up from the couch, your lifetime total of agony will be going up a lot tonight.

If my lifetime total of orgasms hasn’t gone up by at least three before I get up

If my lifetime total of orgasms hasn’t gone up by at least three before I get up from the couch, your lifetime total of agony will be going up a lot tonight. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband

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