[sybian ] [taboocaptions ]
sylph-o-spooky: sylph-o-spooky: so aPRANTLY MY FATHER USED TO IRONICALLY OWN A DILDO IN COLLEGE AND HE USED TO FREAK OUT HIS DORM MATES BY PLACING IT IN RANDOM PLACES LIKE THEIR COAT POCKETS AND IN THE BATHTUB HE NAMED IT JIMMY AND NO ONE KNEW WHO
