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sensual-armpit-rubs: People: ahhh isnt cooking just so relaxing (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)Me when cooking: fuck, what the fuck, where the shit is the sieve?how the fuck am i meant to measure a fucking cup of butter wtf?DONT YOU FUCKING CURDLE YOU PIECE OF SHIT
