coconuti: me: *dials 911* operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency? me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm

coconuti: me: *dials 911* operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency? me: i need

coconuti: me: *dials 911* operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency? me: i need

coconuti: me: *dials 911* operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency? me: i need

coconuti: me: *dials 911* operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency? me: i need

coconuti: me: *dials 911* operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency? me: i need

coconuti: me: *dials 911* operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency? me: i need

coconuti: me: *dials 911* operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency? me: i need

coconuti: me: *dials 911* operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency? me: i need

coconuti: me: *dials 911* operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency? me: i need

coconuti: me: *dials 911* operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency? me: i need

[Hairpulling ] [Hairy ]

coconuti: me: *dials 911* operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency? me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm

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