In Honor Of My Parasites Returning To School, Here Is A Special Science Saturday Video. Life Lesson: You Can Have Fun And Learn Too. They Are Not Mutually Exclusive. (F, 39, Married, 2 Parasites, Loves Going To The Grocery Store Alone.)

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In Honor Of My Parasites Returning To School, Here Is A Special Science Saturday Video. Life Lesson: You Can Have Fun And Learn Too. They Are Not Mutually Exclusive. (F, 39, Married, 2 Parasites, Loves Going To The Grocery Store Alone.)

If A Female Human Flashes Her Tits In The Forest, But Is Wearing Camo, Do Her Boobs Exist? (F, 39, Married, 2 Kids, Pondering Deep Philosophical Thoughts.)

I’m Just A Mom Waiting For Socially Distant Hockey Practice To Finish. (F, 39, Married, 2 Kids, Yes - They Have To Wear Masks And There Is No Contact, Thank Fuck Parents Can’t Go In, And Am Happy To Entertain Myself For An Hour Outside The Rink.)

I’ve Made A Major Discovery. I Was Able To Catch The Tit Escaping Problem On Video. Can You Examine The Evidence And Let Me Know What You See? Let’s Science Together And Solve The Problem. (F, 39, Married, 2 Kids, Very Concerned Her Tits Keep Falling Out

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We’ve Made It Past Monday To The Shittiest Day Of The Week. Here’s A Fitting Prize, A Sfw Video. (F, 39, Married, 2 Kids, Exhausted, Unsure As To The Real Day Of The Week.)

It’s Been Such A Shitshow Quarantine Day That I’m Just Getting 2 Minutes To Upload A Video. Tldr: Science, Tits, Finger Sucking. (F, 39, Married, 2 Parasites, Somehow So Busy But Not Going Anywhere, Crappy Wfh-Er, Mediocre Summer Camp Counselor, Science B

The One Where I Almost Got Caught. Prison Is Not A Good Place During A Global Pandemic. But...my Home Is Also A Prison. (F, 39, Quarantined With A Stressed Husband And 2 Mini Dictators.)

The Kids Won’t Stop Fighting Today. I’ve Gotten 13 Minutes Of Work Done. No Idea What Is For Dinner And The House Is A Shithole. This Car Is My Sanctuary. God Bless My Honda Odyssey. (F, 39, Married, 2 Warring Parasites, Mediocre Wfm-Er, Spectacular Takeo