Take Your Hand Off Your Cock And Vote. There’s Still Time. I Took A Hiatus From Packing To Exercise My Civic Duty. You Can Too! (F, 39, Married, 2 Loud Kids, A House To Move In 2 Days, Stress Eating Cannolis, And Hoping For Good News Tonight.)

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Take Your Hand Off Your Cock And Vote. There’s Still Time. I Took A Hiatus From Packing To Exercise My Civic Duty. You Can Too! (F, 39, Married, 2 Loud Kids, A House To Move In 2 Days, Stress Eating Cannolis, And Hoping For Good News Tonight.)

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I’m Ready To Wash Away 2020. You? (F, 40, Married, 2 Kids, Ready To Start Fresh In 2021, You With Me?)

On The 7Th Day Before Xmas, Reddit Brought To Me - Snow Covered Titties. (F, 40, Married, 2 Kids, Likes Funny Titles, Has Escaping Titties.)

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It’s Been An Absolute Shit Show Today. I Haven’t Had One Free Moment. Waiting Outside The Hockey Rink Is Now My Favorite Pastime. (F, 39, Married, 1 Hockey Girl, 1 Scared Of The Ice Boy, Wishes She Company In The Minivan.)

I Sort Of Forced Myself To Do This Today. It’s Been A Rough Few Days With The World In Shambles. So Thanks For Giving Me Something Fun To Do To Forget For A Minute. (F, 39, Married, 2 Kids, Feeling Ennui, But Thankful For You Group Of Horny Dads For Givin

I’ve Gathered New Evidence. My Tits Seem To Have Fallen Out Between My 4Th And 5Th Video Meeting Today. And They Came Out Quite Violently. I’m A Little Concerned. Any Data Analysts Available To Assist? (F, 39, Married, 2 Kids, Abundance Of Meetings, Worri

Always Waiting - This Time For Socially Distant Karate Outside. (F, 39, 2 Very Active Children, Star Wars Fan, Wet Spot Producer, Siriusxm Subscriber, Loves Her Minivan.)

Just Waiting On My Next Work Call And Had A Burning Question. Are You Part Of The Resistance? (F, 39, Married, 2 Kids, Always Wanted A Light Saber.)

If A Female Human Flashes Her Tits In The Forest, But Is Wearing Camo, Do Her Boobs Exist? (F, 39, Married, 2 Kids, Pondering Deep Philosophical Thoughts.)

I’m Just A Mom Waiting For Socially Distant Hockey Practice To Finish. (F, 39, Married, 2 Kids, Yes - They Have To Wear Masks And There Is No Contact, Thank Fuck Parents Can’t Go In, And Am Happy To Entertain Myself For An Hour Outside The Rink.)

I’ve Made A Major Discovery. I Was Able To Catch The Tit Escaping Problem On Video. Can You Examine The Evidence And Let Me Know What You See? Let’s Science Together And Solve The Problem. (F, 39, Married, 2 Kids, Very Concerned Her Tits Keep Falling Out