The Portland Bar Owner Approached. &Quot;Excuse Me, Ma'am. I Recognize You. Big Fan...but You're Not Planning To Pull Your Tits Out...please?&Quot; She Asked Very Politely. &Quot;Of Course Not,&Quot; I Replied...

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The Portland Bar Owner Approached. &Quot;Excuse Me, Ma'am. I Recognize You. Big Fan...but You're Not Planning To Pull Your Tits Out...please?&Quot; She Asked Very Politely. &Quot;Of Course Not,&Quot; I Replied...