The Teach

I Just Applied For A One Year Position At A School My Former English Teacher Works At. So I Messaged Him Saying Heyyyy Can You Put In The Word? And He Was Super Happy To! I Would Love To Get The Job. It&Amp;Rsquo;S Only A Year, But It&Amp;Rsquo;D Be Experience

A Thousand Kingdoms And My First Teaching Paycheck For A Morgan/Reid Fic I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Have To X Out Of After Two Paragraphs

My Professor Wants To Meet With Me Next Week And Talk About Job Opportunities And Basically Trying To Do Anything Possible To Get Me Into A Classroom This Fall And I Wish My Life Was Filmed, Because The Faces I Was Making Were Mixes Of Adoration, Horror,

Inkskinned: Inkskinned: &Amp;Ldquo;My Family Is Suffocating Me With Pressure To Be A Perfect Student And Daughter.&Amp;Rdquo; (R.i.d) People Always Ask Me Why I’m Going Into Teaching Instead Of Being A Writer. The Number Of Notes On This In Less Than 24 Hours

Bekstek: Mintike: Im Going To Stab Myself In The Foot I Just Sent My English Teacher My Essay On Hamlet And It Was Still Named “The Fresh Prince Of Denmark Yo Holla” Oh Man, I Love Receiving Unedited Final Drafts: Cracks Me Up Every Time

On A Scale From 1 To &Amp;Ldquo;Hahahah Quit Your Job Now&Amp;Rdquo; How Fucked Am I That I&Amp;Rsquo;M Getting A Mandatory Physical For Teaching Purposes That Will Most Likely Result In The Doctor Seeing My Self-Injury Scars?

Apparently I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Have The Same Classroom As My Mentor? But No One Has Told Me I Have My Own Room? Lol If I Have To Get A Room Set Up In Two Days Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

My Classroom Is Right Next To A Portrait Of George Washington. You Enter The School And Washington’s Face Is Right In Front Of You And My Classroom Is To The Left. When I Texted My Mom About This And Pondered Why This Is, She Just Replied With, “It’s

Being A Mentally Ill Educator Is Bizarre, Because I&Amp;Rsquo;M Getting A Report About A Girl Who Ran Out Of The School And Did Laps Around It During A Breakdown And Her Guidance Counselor Is Sending Pictures Of Her To The Staff And Telling Them To Look Out

I&Amp;Rsquo;M Apparently An Object Of Fascination With A Large Portion Of The Staff I Work With, Because I Have A 45 Minutes Commute To Get There. I Know &Amp;Ldquo;I Refuse To Move Back In With My Abusers And The Town I Live In Is Safe For My Partner And I To

I Love Tracking The Alexander Hamilton Tag During The School Year, Because You See These Waves Of Teenagers Going &Amp;Ldquo;Oh No He&Amp;Rsquo;S Hot&Amp;Rdquo; Depending On Where He Appears In Their Social Studies Curriculum.

I&Amp;Rsquo;M So Furious. Not Only Does The Kid That Is Definitely Neuroatypical/Potentially Autistic Not Have An Iep/Any Support From The Special Education Department, His Parents Bypassed All His Teacher&Amp;Rsquo;S Recommendations And Forced Him Into Honor

By The Way, I Am Still Very Amused By The Fact That I Actually Work With Kids Who Are, Indeed, Twelve.

I Did My First Sub Position Today And Boy Oh Boy I Thought Writing Fic In The Back While The Kids Watched A Movie Was A Good Idea. Wrong. Because As I Was Writing Out Ideas For What Joseph Could Wear For Her Birthday Dinner A Kid Appeared Next To

Npr Is Running An Article On ~The Secret Life Of Teachers And I&Amp;Rsquo;M Cracking Up, Because It&Amp;Rsquo;S Like What&Amp;Rsquo;S Yr Secret Life~*~ And In My Head I&Amp;Rsquo;M Going &Amp;Ldquo;Uh I Write 10,000 Word Tomes Of Slow Build Jjba Fic.&Amp;Rdquo;

I Wore To Bowie Shirt To Class And Let Me Tell You, The Reactions From My Students Were Something Else: &Amp;Ldquo;Who&Amp;Rsquo;S That?&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;Is That A Boy Or A Girl?&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;He&Amp;Rsquo;S Weird Looking&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;That Shirt Freaks Me Out&Amp;Rdquo;

(Arrives At The Teacher&Amp;Rsquo;S Convention Cosplaying Alexander Hamilton) Hey, Which Way To The Us History Meetup?

Today The Topic Of Politics Was Brought Up In The Teacher&Amp;Rsquo;S Lounge And I Just Wanted To Curl Up And Die, Because After Being Raised In Bergen County I Know Better Than To Talk About Politics. At One Point A Co-Worker Who Is Trying To Get Closer

Farleysflavors Replied To Your Post: Apparently Leelah Alcorn’s Mom Is A Te&Amp;Hellip; I Read Somewhere That She Apparently Screams At Some Of The Kids She Teaches, Particularly One That Has Adhd, According To A Friend Of Leelah’s That Sat In On A Class

Religiousmom: I Get Really Irritated When 6Th And 7Th Graders Have Cute Clothes And Sense Of Style Because I Feel Like Every 12 Year Old Needs To Go Through The Horrible Peace Sign And Sequins Phase That I Did

Oh, We Had Musical Auditions Yesterday And For Some Reason I Blocked This Out For A Few Hours, But An Eighth Grader Totally Did &Amp;Ldquo;Rockstar&Amp;Rdquo; By Nickleback Complete With Singing Both Vocal Parts And Including The Lyric &Amp;Ldquo;The Girls Come Easy

So I Might Be Getting Observed Tomorrow? Maybe? Technically, I Was Supposed To Get Observed Today. I Asked The Person Observing Me What The Protocol Was And He Was Just Like &Amp;Ldquo;Eh, We&Amp;Rsquo;Ll See.&Amp;Rdquo; So, Eh. We&Amp;Rsquo;Ll See, I Guess? Egads.

Yuungprayer: *7Th Grader Voice* Go Home And Look Up Charlie The Unicorn On Youtube

Fob-Ulous:fob-Ulous:the Teachers At My Brothers’ School Found Out About The Shrek Is Love Shrek Is Life Meme And Now If They Catch U Saying “Shrek” On School Property Ur Automatically Suspendedmeme Oppression

Things Are Getting Even Worse? They Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Get The Pipes To Stop Freezing. My Room Isn&Amp;Rsquo;T Set To Be Fixed Until &Amp;Ldquo;Sometime Next Week.&Amp;Rdquo; It&Amp;Rsquo;S Very Possible, Considering The Current Cold Weather, We Will Get More Pipes Breaking

Talking About Self Harm + Studentsthe Guidance Counselor Outed One Of My Students As A Self Harmer And I&Amp;Rsquo;M Just Like&Amp;Hellip;. Aaaaaaa. The Counselor Took A Few Months To Say Anything, Which I Appreciate. But The Father Is Furious And I&Amp;Rsquo;M Just

Dean Ambrose Is The Ouja Of The Wwe

Also!!!! I Got A Text From A Friend I’ve Known From Childhood And She Ended Up Surprising Me At The Musical! I Was So Overwhelmed I Was Crying Basically. My Friend That Used To Sub At The School Came, Too. Just&Amp;Hellip; People! Being Kind! Supporting

Ahhh So Apparently Tomorrow I Have To Be Notified What My Contract Will Be Like Next Year. I’m Not Terribly Worried In Terms Of Having A Job, But I Don’t Know If I’ll Be Part Time Or Full Time.the Good News Is That The Seventh Grade Is Being Expanded

Tuesday A School Said They’d Call Me For A Phone Interview. They Didn’t Call Me So I Left A Message An Hour Later.the Next Morning, The Person Planned To Call Me Today. I Rushed Home And Waited Two Fucking Hours Only To Not Be Fucking Called.

Lesfeels: 30 Years From Now Kids In Ap Us History Are Gonna Have To Write A Dbq Where One Of The Documents Is The Lyrics To “Same Love”

Conservativedad: Remember Those Boys In Middle School Whose Digital Watches Would Always Go Off In Class … What Were The Alarms For … Why Did They Never Learn How To Turn Off The Alarms

Jetbag: My English Teacher Makes Memes Of Himself And Projects Them On The Board Depending On The Days Circumstances. Please End My School.

School Drama :/The Math Teacher Was Apparently Taking Phone Calls From Her Kinda Boyfriend During Class And Talking A Lot About Her Personal Life. She Also Said She Was Planning On Transferring And The Students Told Their Parents (Which, Rightfully

Also, There Was A Moment In Which The English Teacher Was Calling Me To Update Me About The Situation And I Was Just Screaming “Leave My Kids Out Of This!!!!” While They Tossed Around In Their Sleep.

Fall-Out-Barricade: I Literally Wrote These While Listening To The Hamilton Soundtrack

Benepla: Fuckboyaham: Anyone Ever Had A Class Where There’s One Really Obvious Tumblr Nerd Who Never Stops Talking About Stuff That The Entire Class Doesn’t Understand Because It Would Only Make Sense On This Shit Website And You Just Cringe So

Devipotato:shoutout To My Biology Teacher In High School Who Did The Usual Speech About How Unreliable The Internet Is As A Source And Said To “Only Trust .Edu And .Org Websites Because Only Certain Organizations Can Get Them” And When I Told Her

Sunshine-Lesbian: Synth-Bop: Yknow That One Picture Of The Whiteboard That Says “Was Jfk A Twink?” In Large Letters And Underneath That It Says “Yes”, “No,” Or “Twunk” With A Bunch Of Tally Marks Under “Twunk” And Way Off To The Side

Deafmic: Im Sorry But Aizawa Just Going ‘Fuck’ After Accidentally Scaring The Shit Out Of His Students Will Never Not Be The Funniest Thing He’s Done In Canon

Bitchyblue: So My Friends Have A Little Boy, He’s Like 2.5 And They’re Already Teaching Him About Consent. He Has This Friend At Daycare, A Little Girl, And The Other Day He Wanted To Hug Her Goodbye But She Didn’t Want Him To, And His Dad Said “No,

Artedish: Teachingfeelslike: Murphy-Komskaikru: Teachingfeelslike: Teachingfeelslike: … #The Idea That Teachers Love What They Do So Much That Pay Doesn’t Matter Is Really Detrimental #Please Let Us Survive Better (Via @Raltvater) Okay

The App That's Teaching The World An Indigenous Mexican Language

Allcreatures: Allcreatures: Mark And Dawn Dumas Play Pool With Their Real-Life Teddy Bear In The Form Of 18-Month-Old Grizzly Bear Billy Near Vancouver, Canada. Animal Handler Mark Has Been Teaching Billy A Variety Of Complex Behaviours To Perform On

I’ve Been Wondering If Pearl Was Emulating Someone When She Was Teaching Connie And Being Super Intense About It. Not That Pearl Doesn’t Have The Capacity To Be Harsh And Intense But She Seemed To Be Taking On A Whole Different Persona That Gave Me

Madridista-4-Life: Steven Universe - Fusion (Short) Here’s The New Steven Universe Short! “Garnet Takes Over A Dance Studio To Teach Steven About Fusion!”

Imhereformarvel:krysten Ritter Teaching Charlie Cox To Knit While In Full Defenders Gear. My Life Is Complete.

Simonbitdiddle: Fabtrek: Arandomshotinthedark: Memewhore: Zofrph: Ellirph: Gendersurrender: Gendersurrender: “You Don’t Have To Say Thank You, It’s Their Job.” You Are Literally The Worst Person Why Would You Teach Your Child To Be Rude

Littlemisssweetcakes: Luckied: Jean Froze In His Task When She Gave Him That Stern Expression And His Shoulders Dropped. He Was Jealous, But It Wasn’t Right Of Him To Be Jealous. The Blond Wasn’t A Complete Human And Here He Was, Pawing For Someone

The-Beast-King: Dental Phantom Used To Teach At Schools Of Dentistry. Executioner’s Mask, Possibly Late 19Th Century. Mask For The Criminally Insane. Time Period Unknown.

U Know How In Elementary School When Ur Learning Cursive They Teach U To Pinch Ur Pencil Well U Should Listen Bc I Sure As Hell Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T And Here I Am Full Of Regret Bc Now My Middle Finger Is Fucking Crooked

The Government Paid My Dad At 18 To Learn Chinese So He Could Better Tell Who To Shoot.at 50+ They Expected Him To Teach 10 Year Olds The History Of Our Country When They Spoke A Native Dielectric Not Spoken Out Of A Certain Tribe. And Called Him A Bad

Anukii: Steveholtvstheuniverse: Lmao Like The Only Time I Ever See Hard Disney Fans Even Mention Ghibli And Miyazaki In Comparison To Disney Films Is In Light Of Disney’s Own Mistakes And Laziness Like Damn Y’all Need To Calm Down Lemme Teach You

Bishopmyles313: Fruitextracts: Fuckcornflakes: Localstarboy: Lmao “When You See Yourself For The First Time” 😂😂😂 Lmfaoo This Is Great I Love Babies Lmao Why He Tryna Teach Ppl How To Fold A Towel Tho

Kromitar: So What Exactly Were The Sleeping Arrangements On The Revenge?

Teaching The Stepsister Who Is Boss And Taking Our Pleasure At The Same Time

Teaching The Step Daughter Who Is Boss The Little Up Her Own Arse Cunt

Teaching The Cheerleader Some New Moves The Hot Little Bitch

The-Chef-Guy: Teach Her The Ways…

So I Was Just Rereading The Manga...