Read Me

&Amp;Ldquo;If You Can Read This I Need More Cum. Please Re-Post. Hurt Me! Clamp Me!&Amp;Rdquo;

Hey-Ass-Booty: This Is Perfect Because I Do This All The Time. When I Read Smut Its With A Poker Face But When Its Fluff I Am A Gooey Mess Of Feels.â

Jimmy The Wizardi Have No Serious Connection To Any Animals So My Fursona Is Human, Well A Wizards Apprentice That Gets Into Hijinks And Reads Way Too Many Spellbooks. I Want To Get Commissions From Some Of My Fave Artists Of This Lil Wizkid Getting Into

Morning Reading

I Know This Sort Of Feel *Shakes Fist Angry Old Manly* [Disclaimer: I&Amp;Rsquo;M Sorry If I Offend Anyone With This, I&Amp;Rsquo;M Just Clearly Grouchy And Should Stfu And Go To Bed. This Vid Makes Me Laugh More Than Anything Anyways &Amp;Gt;W&Amp;Gt;]

Tagged By Viella-Art! I Get A Kick Out Of This Screensaver Because When I Lend My Phone To People And This Is The First Thing They See, 99% Of The Time They Unconsciously Make The Same Face Before Looking At Me And Questioning My Life Choices. Now Y'all

Yah That&Amp;Rsquo;S Me Haha

Sweet Dreams My Horny Pervs, Leave Me A Message What You Would Do With Those Holes, I Will Read Your Thoughts When I Woke Up Tommorow :*

Steinbecks: Me Taking Issue With The Characterization In A Fic But Unable To Stop Myself From Reading It

Laying On The Beach, Reading Your Confessions. Come On Guys, You Can Do Better. I&Amp;Rsquo;M Horny And Want Some Good Shit To Read.

Thewalkingnerdx: If You Heard Of Writer’s Block, Get Ready For Reader’s Block. You Want To Read. You Have Time. You Know What To Read; How Have A Pile Of Books Ready To Be Read. You Cannot Sit Still And Focus Enough To Do So Or You Can’t Even Open

Fellshish:people Irl Who Ask Me What I’ve Achieved This Year

Fic - Big Hero 6 - “You Let Me Lose My Shadow”

I Read The First Chapter Of A Yaoi Yesterday That Was Really Fucking Great. This Student Has A Crush On His Teacher, Who He Catches Changing By Accident, Thus Discovering The Teacher&Amp;Rsquo;S ~Secret~. What&Amp;Rsquo;S The Secret That The Teacher Is Super

Shutiao:the Worst Part About Being Bilingual Is Being Only Like… Moderately Bilingual. Like You Can Make Conversation But You Can’t Like Read Articles And Shit. Or If You Can Understand But Not Respond. Or If You Only Know Enough To Look Impressive

Don’t Read The Daily Mail, Just Don’t But If You Want To Read The Outrage, Do It Via This Link.i Was On The Real Life Serious Radio Today Talking About Ethics And Porn, You Can Listen To It Here (Be Gentle, It’s My First Time)There’s A Million

When I Say I Hope This Blog Never Gets Popular Enough For People To Send Me Asks Asking For Advice I Mean That Shit. Cause My Only Answer Will Ever Be “Read A Book”

Hello. It&Amp;Rsquo;S Just Me&Amp;Hellip; Me Reading A Book About Thommy. Yes.

It’s 4:03 Am And I’ve Just Finished Reading “Submarine” :З I Have Two Versions: English And Russian, I Have Read Them All)) First I Read English Version, Then Russian… I Think, If I Have Enough Time, I’ll Read It Once Again In English, Because

Cullenrutherford: *Reads Really Cute Line In A Fanfic* *Has To Take A Five Minute Break*

Phrankiero: I Hate It When Homework Gets In The Way Of Me Reading Gay Fanfiction

Trollcatty: What I Say: There’s Nothing To Dooooooooooooooo The Reality: At Least 10 Games To Finish An Entire Slew Of Chores To Complete Books To Read Plans To Make Anime To Watch Manga To Read

Ryoji-Dearest: I Read All Your Tags Even If I Don’t Comment On Them I Read Them And It Makes Me Happy When People Put Extra Things In Their Tags So If You’re Ever Wondering If Someone Read Your Tag I Didand It Made Me Happy

Scholarsmutanon: I’ve Read Gay Porn Less Gay Than This.

Tenseoyong: I Hate Pedophiles Because At 9, The Man That Married My Mother Solely Did So Just To Get Close To Me And Fail To Groom Me. I Hate Pedophiles Because When I Was 10, My Mom’s Boyfriend Was Planning To Kidnap Me, But Failed Because My Uncle

Very Softly This Time He Repeated To Her That He Loved Her, And Very Softly Added: &Amp;Ldquo;You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Going To Kneel Down, Caress Me And Kiss Me&Amp;Hellip;&Amp;Rdquo; ~Story Of O

Shaachii: How Come I Can Keep A Poker Face On When Reading Aggressive Frickling And Frackling But I End Up A Gooey Mess When There Are Cute Nose Boops And Shy Kisses And Shit

Redemancy:breenwolf:when You’re So Thirsty For New Fic Of Your Otp That You Can Physically Feel Your Standards Dropping#I’m So Sorry About Some Of The Things My Eyeballs Have Read

-Staring Down The Abyss Of My Mistakes-Do People Even Read 80K Oneshots?

Damedoctor: Fr3Ight-Train: Acutelesbian: Fat-Thin-Skinny: Acutelesbian: A Lot Of People Ask Me What My Biggest Fear Is, Or What Scares Me Most. And I Know They Expect An Answer Like Heights, Or Closed Spaces, Or People Dressed Like Animals, But How

If You Sit Next To Me On Public Transportation I Can Guarantee You That I Will End Up Reading Your Text Messages. Fair Warning.

I&Amp;Rsquo;M Trying To Think If Anything Turns Me On More Than Reading An Erotic Story. There Are Some Things Right Up There Though

This Made Me So Happy To Read

Nestingcas: Me: I’m Gonna Write Me: [Reads Another Person’s Writing] Me: I’m Never Writing Again

People Are Sooo Upset Over The Song &Amp;Lsquo;Pardon Me' By Survive This! This Pisses Me Off. You Can Go And Flame Them And Make This Big Huge Deal About It And Yet Look At The Career Of Eminem. With Songs Like '97 Bonnie And Clyde&Amp;Rsquo;, 'Kill You&Amp;Rsquo;,

Crystvllized:tumblr Makes Me Want To Watch A Lot Of Movies And Read A Lot Of Books But I Dont Have Time Because Of Tumblr

Enchantedreading: Allahjaane: #Every Girl While Reading Her Favorite Book No, This Is Every Girl Reading Her Favorite Book:

Beckisbookshelf: For Someone Who Loves To Read I Sure Do Spend A Lot Of Time Avoiding It.

Senor-Cat: Ghoullly: Psychic: *Reads My Mind* Me: Psychic: What The Fuck Ive Never Seen The Original Gif Ive Only Seen The Rainbow Eyespam

Ghoullly: Psychic: *Reads My Mind* Me: Psychic: What The Fuck

Nephilimgirlbooks: I Firmly Believe That Fanfiction Readers Have The Best Poker Faces. Like, No One Is More Sneaky/Better At Lying Then Those Who Have Read Crazy Fanfiction Smut In Public While Looking As Casual As If They Were Responding To A Text.

Suhojpg: *Wants To Read* *Doesnt Read* *Wants To Draw* *Doesnt Draw* *Wants To Study A Language* *Doesnt Study The Language* *Wants To Watch New Movies* *Doesnt Watch New Movies* *Wants To Do Stuff I Like And Enjoy* *Doesnt*

Niqabisinparis: Me: *Reading Academic Text*Me: Wtf U Sayin Lmao But I Dig Ur Vibe Imma Keep Reading

Maplefoxx: How To Read A George Orwell Book: 1. Open Book 2. Read Book 3. Close Book 4. Stare Off In To Spare For At Least 4 Consecutive Hours Questioning Politics, Media, Authority Figures And Humanity As A Whole Until Your Entire Perspective Of Social

@Thingssthatmakemewet Passed Out Cuddling Me While I’m Reading And It’s Adorable 😍❤️

God Gave Me Instructions On How To Live My Life, But I Could Read His Handwriting So I Burned Them Last Night.

I Know Most People On Here Are All About Reading Books And Whatnot, But (It&Amp;Rsquo;S Probably No Surprise) I Have Never Actually Read An Entire Book On My Own. But I Think I Am Going To Finally Change That&Amp;Hellip;. Even Though I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Said It Before

Crystallized-Teardrops: I Either Read For 4 Hours Straight Or Dont Read For 4 Months There Is No In Between

Total Of Books I Read/Reread This Year, Minus A Couple Of Transcripts I Beta Read And Sea Creatures Because It&Amp;Rsquo;S At The Bottom Of A Pile Right Now. Also I Learned In 2015 That Rereading Harry Potter Makes For A Great Filler When You Don&Amp;Rsquo;T

Fun Fact About Me, I Just Wrote A Short Story With Very Poor Grammer And Poor Sentence Structure. If Interested In Reading It Let Me Know

Waiting Until Now To Do My English Reading Was A Brilliant Idea On My Part Wanna Know An Even Better One? Spending More Time Posting About It On Tumblr Than Actually Reading&Amp;Hellip;.

Samjoonyuh: Alright, So… I’m Asleep And I Hear “Y'all Need Any Help?” And I Look Up And There’s A Man Standing Above Me Extending His Hand Out To Me. Now, You Guys Might Think I Might Have Been In Sleep Paralysis, But I Was Able To Move Very

Je Rêve De Notre Prochain Week-End Tous Les 2&Amp;Hellip; Toi, Installée Sur Le Lit De Notre Chambre En Train De Lire Tranquillement&Amp;Hellip; Tout En Me Provocant En Me Montrant Tes Fesses&Amp;Hellip; Pour Que Je Viennes Les Caresser, Plonger Ma Langue&Amp;Hellip;

No One: Soo, Any Weekend Plans?Me: Thought Something Like Reading De Sade&Amp;Rsquo;S Juliette, Having A Couple Of Glasses Of Wine While Plugged And Only Wear Nightie. And Look Out Only To See The Snow Fall Outside. Nothing Really.

Ending This Day The Only Real Nice Way I Know Laying In My Lounge Chair With My Legs Over One Of The Armrests. Dressed In Only Lingerie Reading Desades Juliette While Plugged Drinking A Generous Pour Of Wine Or Whisky. Self Care ❤️

Feelin Cute And Comfy Loving My New Cardigan. Let&Amp;Rsquo;S Find New Book In The Pile Of In Read Books :)

Blindedbythedarkness: Everyone In The World: We Need To Talk About Mental Health Before Its Too Late!Me, Literally Screaming: Everything Is Bad Again!! Im Not Coping!! I Want To Kill Myself!! Please Someone Help Me!!Everyone: ✔ Read 19:43

Its-Heiress-Actually:me: *Reading The Teaser For Something Ivory Wrote*Me: Just Fuck Me Up

Smolperalta:i’m So Into Reading Tags Like 500 Of Y’all Could Be Reblogging My Stuff And Tag It As ‘Me’ And ‘Mood’ And Nothing Else And I’d Still Read Every Single One Of Y’alls Tags

Handmaidamara: Beyonce666: She Wears Short Skirts I Read Homestuck She’s Cheer Captain And I’m Still Reading Homestuck