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I Was Born To Be Happy, Not Normal.
Healiing: You Do Not Need To Constantly Justify Yourself. Go Ahead. Eat Pancakes. Eat A Ton At Dinner. Eat Ice Cream Sundaes At 1Am. Take A Rest Day. Take Six Rest Days. Sleep In. Watch A Movie. Watch Ten Movies. No Explanations Needed. You’re Allowed
Nishlo: Parents Want U To Be Outgoing And Do Fun Stuff With Friends But Also Want You Home By 11 And Not High On Meth Like C’mon On Mom U Cant Have It All
Do Not Underestimate How Many Times I Can Listen To A Song In A Row
On The Bright Side I Am Not Addicted To Cocaine
Taggedrne: If I’m Ever Abducted By A Stranger And Blindfolded, I’m Not Going To Worry Because I’m Probably Just On A Febreze Commercial
Heyfuckyoued: ~Shout Out To The People You Know In The Real World Who Have Inevitably Found Your Tumblr And Not Told Your Secrets And Just Like Quietly Watch From Afar And Don’t Bring It Up In Real Life Y’all Are Stars~
Napoleonbonerhard: Napoleonbonerhard: Napoleonbonerhard: Wait Are Girls Not Supposed To Sit With Their Legs Wide Open And Since When I’ve Been Thinking About That Response For A Few Hours
Burrgerking: &Amp;Ldquo;What Do U Want To Be When U Grow Up&Amp;Rdquo; Not U
Aandyrea: Reblogbecauseofreasons: Sassy-Bird-Strider: Twigwise: Hartosexuals-Mdk: Mae Martin Is The Best! :) Please Do Not Laminate Your Queers But I Want To Laminate My Queers. *Glares At You While Laminating My Queers* I’ve Realigned This
Soulsnatcha: It’s Not About Your Boobs Ladies. It’s About What’s Under Your Boobs. Your Lungs, Because We Are Gonna Be Blazing A Lot Of Kush And You Need To Keep Up.
Sidnugget: When Are Things Going To Not Suck Anymore
Debbbruhh: Hawaiiboy: I May Not Be Rich, But Being Born And Raised In A Place That People Spend Thousands Of Dollars Just To Visit Means That I Already Won The Lottery. Kaneohe, Hawaii ^^^That Was Honestly Just So Beautiful😍
Rlmjob: I Know Everyone Is Entitled To Their Own Opinion And Have Differing Views And Whatnot But How The Fuck Do You Not Like Dogs
Fact: Lesbians Are Not Attracted To Every Girl That They Meet
Punkyears: If Music Has Never Made You Cry You’re Not Listening To Music
P1Ants: I’m Not Very Good At Small Talk, I Want To Talk About Dying And Aliens And Sex And Meaning And The Sky, I Am Terrible At Asking About School And Weather
Momazhari: Burn-Down-The-World: This Was The Single Funniest Thing I Have Ever Seen A President Do. I’m Still Laughing. I Will Never Not Reblog This. Let’s All Take A Moment To Remember That Obama Actually Fucking Did This Omg
Iguanamouth: Not Knowing How To Spell A Word But Playing It Off And Mispelling It Really Bad So It Looks Intentional Like “Hey When Are You Meeting Us At The Restetrauretant”
J0Yless: Distraction: Not Many People Know The Stereotypical Heart Shape Was Meant To Be Two Hearts Fused Together
Robert-Downey-Jesus: Failbag: What If All Vowels Were A’s Halla Yas Ma Nama As Manaca A’m Watchang Saparnataral What Abaat Yaa It’s Like A Whole New Language I Think I’m On To Something Here #Thats Not A New Language Thats A Boston Accent
Maddylioness: There Should Be A Two Year Period After High School Where It Is Socially Expected That Kids Not Work Or Go To School Or Do Anything But Take Road Trips, Read Books, Meet New People, And Take Lots Of Pictures
Anon Or Not, Just Talk To Me I'm Bored.
Herhmione: Pussy-Destroyer3000: Can-I-Be-Your-Favorite-Bird: It’s Very Frustrating Being A Girl And Trying To Flirt With Other Girls Like. You Tell Them, Ur Cute. ‘Aw Thank You’ No. No I’m Being Gay With You. Homo Intended. Damn It I’m Not
It Bugs Me When People Are Unnecessarily Mean. Like, You Didn’t Have To Make That Comment. You Could Have Just Kept Your Mouth Shut And Left That Person Not Feeling Bad About Themselves. What Do You Gain From Making Someone Else Feel Like Shit? Nothing
Everybodyfucksup: Phan-You-Not: Booberrytartsandjam: Lunors: ‘We Asked People To Look In A Mirror And Describe What They Saw. What They Didn’t Know Was That There Were Strangers On The Other Side Of The Mirror, Giving Their First Impressions.’
Browngirlinterrupted: Don’t Check Up On People Who Have Decided You Are Not In Their Picture Anymore. You Don’t Need To Know How They’re Doing. Save Yourself The Trouble, Seriously.
Pink-Vulva: I Want Someone That Is On My Level Mentally So Much. I’m Not Saying Be Boring And Serious All The Time Because That’s Boring As Fuck But Don’t Be Vapid And Goofy All The Fucking Time Like??? I Want To Have Some Grown Ass Conversations
Therealraewest: Wifightclub: So I Had To Make A Lamp For Pottery And Sculpture Ii So I Worked On My Project All Day Today And Every Time People Looked At Me Weird Bc They Were Expecting Like A Bedazzled Lampshades Or Some Shit And I’m Not About That
Curseofthefanartlords: When I Was A Kid I Thought Your 20S Were Supposed To Be Fun, Not Filled With Perpetual Anxiety About Financial Stability And Constantly Feeling Like An Unaccomplished Piece Of Shit.
Agent-Pluto: Youdtearthiscanvasskinapart: Youdtearthiscanvasskinapart: If The Older Generation Tries To Make You Feel Bad Just Remember That We Weren’t The Ones Who Betrayed Pluto And Took Away It’s Planet Status. Words Can Not Express How Happy
Lipstick-Lesbian: Doyouthinkaboutme: Doyouthinkaboutme: Tbh I’m So Proud Of You For Coming Out To The First Person Ever About Us. I Know It’s Hard, But It Feels Better Not Hiding. It Will Get Less Scary In Time, I Promise Babe. I Love You Asvp-Xx
Deair: If You Can Have A Long And Meaningful Conversation With Me Even Though We Haven’t Seen Or Talked To Each Other In Super Super Long And Not Make Things Awkward You Are Hella Special
Headphones-In-Do-Not-Disturb: Theorgyorganizer: Fuck Education Who Wants To Start A Band Your Url Makes Me Suspicious Of Your Intentions With This Band.
Alltimechemicalkilljoy: The-Tv-Light: Lookatthewords: Goatsy: Reblog If Your Cramps Have Ever Made You Vomit Lasted Between 2-3 Days Stopped You From Being Able To Walk Or Run Made You Cry It’s Not Considered A Viable Excuse On Any Occasion, And
Koujakuandthediamonds: The Worst Is When You’re Reading A Really Good Book That Follows Multiple Characters’ Stories And You Love It 90% Of The Time Until It Periodically Switches Back To That One Character’s Story That You Just Could Not Care
Nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: I Would Have No Use For This There’s Not A Reason In The World I Could Ever Come Up With To Use This Product But I Want It
Thecutestofthecute: Storeboughtisfine: Deepinmyb0Nes: In Honor Of National Dog Day, Here’s A Vid Of My Sister’s Dog Buddy Struggling To Get Inside. Hahahaha. Buddy Does Not Know This Is The Greatest Video On Tumblr
Scissor: I Tried Making A Funny Joke Relating To My Url But I Guess Im Not Cut Out For It
Lovejustalittlebitharder: Friendly Reminder That If I Have Ever Befriended You And Have Not Spoken To You In A While It’s Nothing You’ve Done Wrong It’s Just Because I’m A Piece Of Shit At Keeping In Contact With People And I Still Love You Okay
Disowns: If I Were To Die Tomorrow, I’d Realize That I Did Not Die Happy And That Scares Me
Ultrafacts: Why-Is-This-Url-Not-Taken: Ask-Ester-And-Whitey: Ultrafacts: For More Posts Like This, Follow Ultrafacts (Source) ((This Is Why We Gawk At Crashes Or When We See Someone Pulled Over By The Cops.)) It’s Why I’m Addicted To Ultrafacts
Niccoolleeyy: Colstal: Fromcoast2Coast-: Enjolradz: Friendly Reminder That If We’re Mutuals And You Wanna Exchange Snapchat Names Or Instagram Or Something You’re More Than Welcome (Encouraged) To Shoot Me An Ask Lol Even If You’re Not A Mutual
Sixpenceee: While A Student At The University Of Alberta, Josh Le Decided To Make College Students Everywhere Look Bad And Not Wash His Jeans For 15 Straight Months. Working Alongside Professor Rachel Mcqueen, Josh Wore The Same Pair Of Jeans Every
Chillona:just-Shower-Thoughts:it Took Me 23 Years To Realize That “Be There Or Be Square” Is Because You’re Not A-Round.……..Wait
Hammyandbean:it Bugs Me When People Are Unnecessarily Mean. Like, You Didn’t Have To Make That Comment. You Could Have Just Kept Your Mouth Shut And Left That Person Not Feeling Bad About Themselves. What Do You Gain From Making Someone Else Feel Like
Windsorspitfires: My Mother Didn’t Raise Me To Not Thank The Bus Driver
Syriacqueen:do Not Talk To Me When I’m Mad Like Do You Really Think We Can Have A Nice Conversation When The Power Of Satan Is In Me. Stay The Fuck Away And Let Me Calm My Ass Down First.
Nightterrorbeauty:natawhat:misandrist:people In Their Early Twenties Still Refer To People Older Than Them As “Adults”. When Do You Think They Stop… And Realize… They Are Adults I’m Not An Adult, I’m A Child With A Drinking Permit. Drinking
Sedirktive:look, I’m A Nice Person, But I’m Not Here To Take Your Shit.
My-H-E-A-R-T-S-Not-In-It: Hey Sorry Im Late I Didnt Want To Come
Humorstaff:you Think You Are Not Addicted To Anything Until You Have No Electricity
Taythehomo:when You’re Trying To Figure Out Whether A Girl Is Gay Or Not
Melaninmermaid: Some People Have No Problem Having Sex With No Strings Attached. Some People Will Not Have Sex With A Person Without Commitment. Some People Don’t Want To Have Sex At All. That’s Their Business. That’s Their Choice. Live And Let
Daily Fucking Reminder That You Are Allowed To Want Attention And That Does Not Make You A Bad Person.
Defiantdefinition:today, My 11 Year Old Nephew Came Home From School Crying. Apparently, He Said He Liked Boys And Several Kids Called Him A Faggot. I Tried To Comfort Him, Saying He Was No Such Thing. And You Know What He Said? “I’m Not Crying For
Lizawithazed:nomoremissnicebi:i Was Helping Carry In The Groceries And Usually My Mom Would Say Like “What A Good Girl” But I Had A Talk With Her About Not Liking That Because I’m Nb And Tonight She Said To My Dad “What A Great Person We Have
I Promise You, If You Do Me Wrong I Will Walk Right Past You And Not Even Glance At You. You Are Fucking Dead To Me. Play Ya Cards Right
Phabulouskilljoy:xlb42: Xlb42:Docile-Potato: Everyone Who Reblogs This Will Get A Skeleton Joke In Their Inbox I Call Bullshit Fuck Me It Actually Worked I’ve Never Gotten One Of These To Work Before I’m Not Even Anticipating For The Skeleton
