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I’m A Romantic.marriage Seems To Be The Most Unromantic Thing Ever.i Might Never Get Married.

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Queenrafferty: “I’ve Been Sneaking Vegetables Into Your Waffles For Years Now. Since Way Before We Were Married.”“What?! I Have Literally Never Been Angrier At Anyone In My Life.”

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Why I'll Never Get Married. (Waxing Philosophic Tonight.)

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Yesboy4U: I Knew The Guy In The Office Down The Hall Was Married But That Never Kept Me From Fantasizing About Hot Fat That Bulge In His Suits Would Grow If I Was Given The Chance. One Night We Were Both Working Really Late And There Was A Knock At

Slutsandcucks: “One Other Thing You Should Know Honey. Your Father Likes Me To Fuck Other Men. That’s The Kind Of Man You Should Find And Marry Too. That Way You’ll Never Have To Cheat.”