My Teachers

Leeeeverett: Today These Two Kids In My Math Class Were Hitting Each Other With Pencils And My Teacher Glared At Them And Said “Could You Try To Be A Little More Mature?” One Of Them Screamed “Taxes” And Punched The Other Kid In The Face

One Time In Chemistry My Teacher Asked If Anyone Was Missing Pages Of Their Packet And I Thought I Did So I Raised My Hand And She Asked My Which One. After Double Checking The Packet For A Sec, I Realized It Was There Still So I Said Whoops Just Kidding

Falconhawk9: Stitchfeather: Nefzenffxiv: Modern-Hiccup: How My Friends See Me Draw: How I Really Draw: I’m Pretty Sure All The Art Folks Out There Might Appreciate This. I, Too, Incoherently Shout ‘Goh-Rill-Uhhhhhhhh’ As I Draw. It Is My

Burgrs: In 7Th Grade I Turned To This Kid That Wouldn’t Stop Talking During Class And I Said “Eric Im Going To Shove This Pencil Up Your Ass” And My Teacher Called My Mom And Made Me Tell Her What I Said And My Mom Laughed For Like 4 Minutes

Kyleehenke: Kyleehenke: I Will Never Forget When I Was In Art School In A Character Design Class, And My Teacher Peered Over My Shoulder While I Was Drawing A Space Hero Dude And Literally Hollered “Where Is His Dick????” And He Grabbed My Pencil

Notchicken: There’s This Japanese Exchange Student In My Math Class And He Sits Next To Me And Today I Had My Hand Raised For Like 15 Minutes But My Teacher Didnt Pick On Me So I Said “Notice Me Senpai” And The Japanese Exchange Student Turns To

Chanel-Pale: Fakinq-Glory: Whorchacha: Fakinq-Glory: Today Was My Last Day In My Creative Writing Class And My Teacher Gave Everybody A Piece Of Paper To Write Down A Contract And To Put It In Our Wallets. She Said She Did The Same Thing When She

The-Absolute-Best-Posts: Thatfunnyblog: I Was Just Absentmindedly Running My Pen Over My Jeans While Talking To My Teacher And I Didn’t Realise It Was Open Help I Fucked Up This Post Has Been Featured On A 1000Notes.com Blog!

Bongfucker: So I Was In Class Watching A Movie When Buttfucker Cdfghucvk And I All My Feels.. Nobody Understood My Feels But Then After Class My Teacher Came Up And Was Like “So, Uh, I Like Your Shoelaces” So I Ate The Shoelaces I Ate The Fucking

Notchicken: There’s This Japanese Exchange Student In My Math Class And He Sits Next To Me And Today I Had My Hand Raised For Like 15 Minutes But My Teacher Didnt Pick On Me So I Said “Notice Me Senpai” And The Japanese Exchange Student Turns To

Sirius-Remuslupin: I Wanted To Use The Quote “I Would Challenge You To A Battle Of Wits But I See That You Are Unarmed” For My Yearbook Quote. My Teacher Said They Wouldn’t Allow It Because It Was Too Sarcastic. My Father Laughed Saying Would Any

Chordmaslow: Today Everyone Told Me My Shirt Looked Amish So My Teacher Was Like Kiley Will You Get My Stapler And I Was Like Here And Handed To Him And Hes Like No The One That Works And I Was Like It Does Work And Hes Like Ugh Will You Just Stand By

Bongfucker: So I Was In Class Watching A Movie When Buttfucker Cdfghucvk And I All My Feels.. Nobody Understood My Feels But Then After Class My Teacher Came Up And Was Like “So, Uh, I Like Your Shoelaces” So I Ate The Shoelaces I Ate The Fucking

Littlehomewreckerxxx: I Was Never The Smartest Girl In My Classes. I Often Stayed After Class To Ask My Teachers For Some Extra Help. Eventually They Decided To Let Me Take All Of My Exams Orally. I Never Failed A Class Again. ;))

Burgrs: In 7Th Grade I Turned To This Kid That Wouldn’t Stop Talking During Class And I Said “Eric Im Going To Shove This Pencil Up Your Ass” And My Teacher Called My Mom And Made Me Tell Her What I Said And My Mom Laughed For Like 4 Minutes

Ivegotnothinglefttohide: Scumdeluxe: Poised-Pandemonium: So This Kid In My History Class Fell Asleep, And My Teacher Stopped Class, Got Down On The Floor, And Tied His Shoes Together Why Doesn’t This Have Like 40,000 Notes Already? Something My

Chordmaslow: Today Everyone Told Me My Shirt Looked Amish So My Teacher Was Like Kiley Will You Get My Stapler And I Was Like Here And Handed To Him And Hes Like No The One That Works And I Was Like It Does Work And Hes Like Ugh Will You Just Stand By

Bongfucker: So I Was In Class Watching A Movie When Buttfucker Cdfghucvk And I All My Feels.. Nobody Understood My Feels But Then After Class My Teacher Came Up And Was Like “So, Uh, I Like Your Shoelaces” So I Ate The Shoelaces I Ate The Fucking

Slapmytitties: Slapmytitties: Can I End My Essay With “U Feel Me?” So I Actually Ended One Of My In-Class Essays With “U Feel Me?” And My Teacher Just Crossed It Out And Put “Um… No.” I Guess She Doesnt Really Feel Me

Chanel-Pale: Fakinq-Glory: Whorchacha: Fakinq-Glory: Today Was My Last Day In My Creative Writing Class And My Teacher Gave Everybody A Piece Of Paper To Write Down A Contract And To Put It In Our Wallets. She Said She Did The Same Thing When She

Oyasumilol-Deactivated20200725: In High School My Teachers Thought I Was Smokin’ Stress Didn’t Know My Eyes Low Cuz Of Genetic Defectsi Stimulate My Mind Every Time I Think About The End Of Time, Creation Of Man And Columbine

Daddyslittlepinksecret: Perfect Studenti Waited For The Very End Of Class Today Because My Teacher Gave Me A B On My Test Last Week. “Mr.shern I Need An A On This Test! My Daddy Said If I Get All A’s This Month I Can Get A New Toy. I’ll Do Anything

Kravemychocolatekurves: Bbwforsale: Did I Ever Tell You About My School Fantasies… How My Teacher Comes To Me Says, I Can Smell Your Wet Pussy From Up Front… And When I Had Question, He’d Come Next To Me And Pinch My Nipples Hard While No One

Asicklittlegirl: Justafamilyaffair:i Love Going To School Where My Daddy Is My Teacher. I Get More Detentions For Having A Skirt That’s Too Short. Lucky For Me, Detention Means Getting Fucked So I’ll Learn Better. Funny How My Skirts Get Shorter

Chanel-Pale: Fakinq-Glory: Whorchacha: Fakinq-Glory: Today Was My Last Day In My Creative Writing Class And My Teacher Gave Everybody A Piece Of Paper To Write Down A Contract And To Put It In Our Wallets. She Said She Did The Same Thing When She

Incestqueen: I Ended Up With My Mom As My Teacher, And We Came Up With An Agreement Where I’ll Do My Homework If She Lets Me Pick Out Her Outfits. I Tend To Go With Skirts. That Slut Has The Most Perfect Ass, And It Would Be A Crime Not To Let Her

Stephaniehawking: One Time I Made This The Background On My School Laptop And Everytime I Opened My Laptop I Would Start Laughing/Crying And My Teacher Made Me Change It And I Got Detention For Interrupting Class

Daniellewinchester: Ensign-Spoonparty: I Accidentally Sent My Teacher My Drafted Copy Of My Essay With All The Speech Cues Included And It Looked Like This R.i.p

Moseby: The First Boy I Want My Gang To Kill Is The One Who Told My Teacher I Had Actually Got An Answer Wrong That She Had Accidentally Marked Correct On My Geology Test So It Went From 50/50 To 49/50. Im Never Goin To Forget. I Was 11

Chanel-Pale: Fakinq-Glory: Whorchacha: Fakinq-Glory: Today Was My Last Day In My Creative Writing Class And My Teacher Gave Everybody A Piece Of Paper To Write Down A Contract And To Put It In Our Wallets. She Said She Did The Same Thing When She

Melissasdirtydiary: My Teacher Is A Real Bastard. He Refuses To Give Me A Good Grade Even If My Schoolwork Warrants It. The Only Way I Can Convince Him To Give Me The Grade I Deserve Is By Giving Him My Body. Luckily For Me He Has The Best Cock In This

Omgsmile4Me: Chanel-Pale: Fakinq-Glory: Whorchacha: Fakinq-Glory: Today Was My Last Day In My Creative Writing Class And My Teacher Gave Everybody A Piece Of Paper To Write Down A Contract And To Put It In Our Wallets. She Said She Did The Same Thing

Fakinq-Glory: Today Was My Last Day In My Creative Writing Class And My Teacher Gave Everybody A Piece Of Paper To Write Down A Contract And To Put It In Our Wallets. She Said She Did The Same Thing When She Was Younger And Every Now And Then She’d

Fuckeduphentaiqueen: My Teacher Gave Me A Detention For Not Cleaning His Balls With My Tongue Properly, Even Though I’m Certain I Slurped And Licked Them At Least 10 Times Over. I’m Pretty Sure It’s Because I Had A Date With My Boyfriend That Day

Burgrs: In 7Th Grade I Turned To This Kid That Wouldn’t Stop Talking During Class And I Said “Eric Im Going To Shove This Pencil Up Your Ass” And My Teacher Called My Mom And Made Me Tell Her What I Said And My Mom Laughed For Like 4 Minutes

Loptrcoptr: Today In My Nerd Class My Teacher Casually Mentioned That Jotunheim Is An Actual Place In Norway, And I Dropped My Pen And Stopped Breathing Briefly. Looked It Up: It’s Real. Jotunheimen National Park. Actual Fucking Jotunheim Look

Of-Mice-And-M-En: So This Picture Is My Phone Wallpaper, And We Had Our Phones Out During Class Because It Was The End Of The Day. My Teacher Asked Me Who The People Were, And I Simply Said, “Two Of The Most Important People In My Life.” He Looked

Freetheforbidden: Incenseandkisses: My Teacher Overheard Me Say To My Friend “Maybe I Would Do My Math Homework If It Had Something To Do With Pierce The Veil.” Today’s Homework Consists Of 12 Story Questions About Mike &Amp;Amp; Vic Fuentes Going

Chanel-Pale: Fakinq-Glory: Whorchacha: Fakinq-Glory: Today Was My Last Day In My Creative Writing Class And My Teacher Gave Everybody A Piece Of Paper To Write Down A Contract And To Put It In Our Wallets. She Said She Did The Same Thing When She

Melissasdirtydiary: My Teacher Is A Real Bastard. He Refuses To Give Me A Good Grade Even If My Schoolwork Warrants It. The Only Way I Can Convince Him To Give Me The Grade I Deserve Is By Giving Him My Body. Luckily For Me He Has The Best Cock In This

Bad-Anita: Melissasdirtydiary: My Teacher Is A Real Bastard. He Refuses To Give Me A Good Grade Even If My Schoolwork Warrants It. The Only Way I Can Convince Him To Give Me The Grade I Deserve Is By Giving Him My Body. Luckily For Me He Has The Best

Manhattan-N: This Is For My Teacher Who Says That My Emotional Being Should Not Impact My Behavior And Performance In A Classroom: Reblog If Your Academic Performance Has Fluctuated Based On Your Emotional/Mental Well Being I’m Incorporating This Into

Burgrs: In 7Th Grade I Turned To This Kid That Wouldn’t Stop Talking During Class And I Said “Eric Im Going To Shove This Pencil Up Your Ass” And My Teacher Called My Mom And Made Me Tell Her What I Said And My Mom Laughed For Like 4 Minutes

The-Absolute-Best-Posts: Thatfunnyblog: I Was Just Absentmindedly Running My Pen Over My Jeans While Talking To My Teacher And I Didn’t Realise It Was Open Help I Up This Post Has Been Featured On A 1000Notes.com Blog!

Frererd: Georgiehlove: Frererd: This Girl I Know Keeps Her Journal In Her Backpack Bc She Doesn’t Trust It At Home With Her Mom And I Think That Is The Opposite Of What Parenting Should Be My Teachers Took My Journal From My Backpack, Read It, Then

Notchicken: There’s This Japanese Exchange Student In My Math Class And He Sits Next To Me And Today I Had My Hand Raised For Like 15 Minutes But My Teacher Didnt Pick On Me So I Said “Notice Me Senpai” And The Japanese Exchange Student Turns To

Chanel-Pale: Fakinq-Glory: Whorchacha: Fakinq-Glory: Today Was My Last Day In My Creative Writing Class And My Teacher Gave Everybody A Piece Of Paper To Write Down A Contract And To Put It In Our Wallets. She Said She Did The Same Thing When She

Burgrs: In 7Th Grade I Turned To This Kid That Wouldn’t Stop Talking During Class And I Said “Eric Im Going To Shove This Pencil Up Your Ass” And My Teacher Called My Mom And Made Me Tell Her What I Said And My Mom Laughed For Like 4 Minutes

Isxaa: Yourdailydoseofcutestalkerchick: Isxaa: So Today I Was Telling My Friend About Why Captain America: The Winter Soldier Is My Favourite Movie And My Teacher Must Have Heard Our Conversation Cause Out Of Nowhere He Goes ‘Captain America Is Your

Burgrs: In 7Th Grade I Turned To This Kid That Wouldn’t Stop Talking During Class And I Said “Eric Im Going To Shove This Pencil Up Your Ass” And My Teacher Called My Mom And Made Me Tell Her What I Said And My Mom Laughed For Like 4 Minutes

Tardis221B: I Was Just Absentmindedly Running My Pen Over My Jeans While Talking To My Teacher And I Didn’t Realise It Was Open Help I Fucked Up

Fakinq-Glory: Today Was My Last Day In My Creative Writing Class And My Teacher Gave Everybody A Piece Of Paper To Write Down A Contract And To Put It In Our Wallets. She Said She Did The Same Thing When She Was Younger And Every Now And Then She’d

Fakinq-Glory: Today Was My Last Day In My Creative Writing Class And My Teacher Gave Everybody A Piece Of Paper To Write Down A Contract And To Put It In Our Wallets. She Said She Did The Same Thing When She Was Younger And Every Now And Then She’d

Fakinq-Glory: Today Was My Last Day In My Creative Writing Class And My Teacher Gave Everybody A Piece Of Paper To Write Down A Contract And To Put It In Our Wallets. She Said She Did The Same Thing When She Was Younger And Every Now And Then She’d

Chanel-Pale: Fakinq-Glory: Whorchacha: Fakinq-Glory: Today Was My Last Day In My Creative Writing Class And My Teacher Gave Everybody A Piece Of Paper To Write Down A Contract And To Put It In Our Wallets. She Said She Did The Same Thing When She

Fakinq-Glory: Today Was My Last Day In My Creative Writing Class And My Teacher Gave Everybody A Piece Of Paper To Write Down A Contract And To Put It In Our Wallets. She Said She Did The Same Thing When She Was Younger And Every Now And Then She’d

Chanel-Pale: Fakinq-Glory: Whorchacha: Fakinq-Glory: Today Was My Last Day In My Creative Writing Class And My Teacher Gave Everybody A Piece Of Paper To Write Down A Contract And To Put It In Our Wallets. She Said She Did The Same Thing When She

Fukkkres: My Teacher Was Preachin Anti Gun Shit While I Had Da Glock In My Waist I Was Noddin My Head Like Truuu But Really I Was Caressin The Glock Like Truuuuuuuuuu

Oyasumilol-Deactivated20200725: In High School My Teachers Thought I Was Smokin’ Stress Didn’t Know My Eyes Low Cuz Of Genetic Defectsi Stimulate My Mind Every Time I Think About The End Of Time, Creation Of Man And Columbine

Chanel-Pale: Fakinq-Glory: Whorchacha: Fakinq-Glory: Today Was My Last Day In My Creative Writing Class And My Teacher Gave Everybody A Piece Of Paper To Write Down A Contract And To Put It In Our Wallets. She Said She Did The Same Thing When She