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My Mom Was In The Final Stages Of Her Transformation. She Was Stupid And Horny Enough, But I Wanted To Grow Her Tits And Lips Some More Before I Let Her Near My Cock That She Had Started Begging For Nonstop. And, Of Course, Her Platinum Hair Had To Grow

I Made My Own Design For Storm From The X Men. She Was Always My Mom’s Favourite Superhero, Which Made Me Like Her A Lot More. Also Variant With And Without Lightning.

My Daddy Got In A Fight At The Bar Tonight&Amp;Hellip; My Parents Were There And He Was Pretty Disrespectful To My Mom, And A Lot Of People Know He Used To Hit Me, So When He Started Being A Dick To Me Too, People Got Pretty Riled Up About It. I&Amp;Rsquo;M Grate

Who`s Reblogging Dildos While My Mom Is Braiding My Hair

Ugh No Omo But 2 Days Ago I Got “White Boy Wasted” And After Was Like Omg I’m Not Drinking Again For Another Month&Amp;Hellip;&Amp;Hellip;&Amp;Hellip;.And Now My Mom Is Dragging Me To This Concert I Don’t Want To Go To (While Still Nursing This Hangover)

When I Was Able To Get Away From My Mom I Had One More Quick Wet And Inspected To Make Sure I Was Still Dry!&Amp;Hellip; It Was Only Until I Was Changing My Diaper I Realized I Must Of Leaked Some&Amp;Hellip; Super Good Thing I Have Long Sweaters Jdndkdkd Gah!!

My Boyfriend Was Eager To Meet My Mom, Despite My Various Protests. I Pulled Into The Parking Lot Of The Cemetery Where She's Buried, Expecting Him To Completely Freak Out. When We Approached Her Grave, He Sat Down, Said Hello, And Talked With Her For

My Moms Face Was Priceless When I Told Her My Camera App On My Phone Automatically Uploaded To Facebook&Amp;Hellip;..

My Mom Bought Me A Hoodie And I Print Out My Own Art And Put It On The Wall Dont Touch The Sonic Plush On The Right Its Encrusted With My Own Semen

My Boyfriend Was Eager To Meet My Mom, Despite My Various Protests. I Pulled Into The Parking Lot Of The Cemetery Where She's Buried, Expecting Him To Completely Freak Out. When We Approached Her Grave, He Sat Down, Said Hello, And Talked With Her For

My Mom And Graham Fell Asleep On Me. They Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T Even Make It To The Goblins Yet :/ Also, It&Amp;Rsquo;S Really Hard Watching That Movie With People (Ie My Mother) Who Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Know/Shouldn&Amp;Rsquo;T Know About The Fact That A Large Portion Of My

My Three Year Anniversary With Graham Is On Mother&Amp;Rsquo;S Day. I Also Stupidly Spent My Money On My Mom&Amp;Rsquo;S Gift As Opposed To The Guy I Love. Fuck.

Aschoolgirlcrush: My Mom Just Yelled “It’s Called Common Sense” At My Dog

My Mom Sent Me A Picture Of My Dog Looking Very Goofy And Sad In A Cone, But She Still Hasn&Amp;Rsquo;T Sent Me An Explanation As To Why She&Amp;Rsquo;S In A Cone In The First Place And I&Amp;Rsquo;M So Worried She&Amp;Rsquo;S My Furry Sister :(((((((((

Striders: Last Night My Mom Was Like “You Know What? You Should Go To Law School, You’d Be A Great Lawyer” And All I Can Picture Is Lawyer-Me Making Fart Noises With My Mouth Every Time The Opposing Lawyer Tries To Talk

Vertigoats:look At These Terrifying Cookies My Mom Made For My Sister’s Baby Shower Tomorrow

My Mom Is Great - I Told Her I’m Having My Yearly Age Crisis As My Bday Is Creeping Closer And She Chimed Up Instantly That She Wonders How Am I Gonna Fare Next Year Since I’ll Be Turning 30&Amp;Hellip; Thirty. Oh God Why Am I Still Alive. But Yeah.

My Mom Doesn&Amp;Rsquo;T Like My New Girlfriend, And Wanted Her To Hear My Cock Explode. Only To Prove She Does It The Best!

My Mom Couldn&Amp;Rsquo;T Figure Out How To Show Her Friend My Video So She Literally Just Shared My Whole Facebook Page To Her Wall

Y'know What Though, I Just Remembered That I Got A Pretty Bad Wound On My Chest Earlier This Year And I Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T Want To Show Anyone Because It Looked Really Bad But I Was Sure I&Amp;Rsquo;D Be Fine But I Knew My Mom Would Freak Out (She Did) And It Was

My Mom Is Getting My Little Sister Ready For Bed And The Door Is Closed So I Can’t Hear Everything They’re Saying But From What I Can Tell My Little Sister Is Attempting To Explain What The Kindergarten From Su Is“The Kindergarten Is&Amp;Hellip; Well,

My Grandma Is Visiting And She Brought A Giant Pot Of Chili For Some Reason

Starkspangly: Coolfrikkinbeans: Not Gonna Lie, My Heart Melted A Wee Bit. My Mom Cried

Thoughtsof-R: Shessofleeky: Thoughtsof-R: Beats Headphones Squeeze The Hell Out Of Your Ears Man. I’m Really Out Here Getting Headaches Because Of Music. It’s On My Bucket List To Eat Some Lol… My Mom Wouldn’t Buy Them When I Was Younger

My Mom And Her Friends Are Here, And My Sister And Her Friends Are Here Too&Amp;Hellip; It&Amp;Rsquo;S Funny How They Talked Behind My Back In Spanish, When I Clearly Know What They Are Saying.

Wetwareproblem: Computerworm: What People Who Aren’t Victims Of Parental Abuse Don’t Realize Is That We’ll Talk About Our Abusive Parent Like “I Fucking Hate My Mom So Much, She Should Be In Prison, Etc” Then 5 Seconds Later Be Like “Well

My Mom Loves Being My Thick Hot Dirty Meaty Slut With Hot Slutty Tits,Juicy Wet Pussy And Hot Stink Ass Looking So Hot, Nasty, Trashy, Stink And Slutty, Just The Way I Like And Love Her, Looking Stink, Stank And Slutty. My One And Only.

My Dad Called Me Yelling And Asking If I Got My Lip Ring, He Still Doesnt Know. But Shit If Hes Gonna Keep Bugging Me, Ima Fucken Move Out And Live With My Mom, So Fucken Annoying!

My Boyfriend Was Eager To Meet My Mom, Despite My Various Protests. I Pulled Into The Parking Lot Of The Cemetery Where She's Buried, Expecting Him To Completely Freak Out. When We Approached Her Grave, He Sat Down, Said Hello, And Talked With Her For

My Mom And Her Boyfriend Said I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Gotten A Lot Skinnier, My Face Is Glowing And My Double Chin Is Going Away. (:

My Mother And I Had A Heart To Heart Conversation Today About Our Lives And What Would Happen If My Dad Doesn&Amp;Rsquo;T Get Well Soon. Moving Back In With My Mom Wouldn&Amp;Rsquo;T Be As Bad But Living With Both Her And Her Boyfriend Is Not Something I Want

My Mom Is Off To Mexico 🇲🇽! Her Birthday, The Fiestas All Await Her. My Dad Is There Already Getting Oral Surgery In Preparation For Full Dentures. #Oldtimers I Love My Parents. I’ll Miss Them Until They Return. Safe Travels! 🇲🇽😎👍🏽🙏🏽❤️

My Mom Left My Room Without Closing My Door Again

Teenagerobotlove: Five O’clock, Get A Call To Go Blading At The Skate Park Down By The Mall But My Mom Says I Gotta Prevent Some Aliens From Annihilating Us All

My Mom And My Sister Both Were Telling Me I Needed To Shave My Beard And Moustache Because &Quot;It's Just Not Attractive.&Quot;

My Mom Just Said That My Septum Ring (Or The ‘Bones’ In My Nose, As She Affectionately Calls It) A Very “Minimum Wage Look” Good Morning To You, Too.

My Boyfriend Was Eager To Meet My Mom, Despite My Various Protests. I Pulled Into The Parking Lot Of The Cemetery Where She's Buried, Expecting Him To Completely Freak Out. When We Approached Her Grave, He Sat Down, Said Hello, And Talked With Her For

I Love How Oblivious My Mom Is. My Brother Got A Tattoo On His Forearm And She Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T Notice For Three Months.

My Boyfriend Was Eager To Meet My Mom, Despite My Various Protests. I Pulled Into The Parking Lot Of The Cemetery Where She's Buried, Expecting Him To Completely Freak Out. When We Approached Her Grave, He Sat Down, Said Hello, And Talked With Her For

My Boyfriend Was Eager To Meet My Mom, Despite My Various Protests. I Pulled Into The Parking Lot Of The Cemetery Where She's Buried, Expecting Him To Completely Freak Out. When We Approached Her Grave, He Sat Down, Said Hello, And Talked With Her For

My Parents Just Told Me About This Time When I Was Three That I Went In Their Room When They Were Out And Found My Dad&Amp;Rsquo;S Porn Magazines Under The Bed. They Came Home And I Was Sitting On The Floor Surrounded By Fifty Something Magazines All Open

&Amp;Ldquo;If I Catch You Taking Selfies Naked You Will Lose Your Phone&Amp;Rdquo; - My Mom Who Likes To Look At My Phone When Im On Tumblr

My Favourite Thing Is How Often My Mom Reminds Me That I&Amp;Rsquo;M A Bad Person And All My Flaws And Poor People Who Have To &Amp;Lsquo;Deal With Me&Amp;Rsquo;

My Mom Just Saw The Signature (That Still Hasn&Amp;Rsquo;T Fucking Washed Off Wtf) On My Lower Back From The Drummer Of The Dahus And Was Like &Amp;Ldquo;Shmehhh What&Amp;Rsquo;S That?!!&Amp;Quot; I Panicked And Was Like &Amp;Quot;My Friend Drew It When We Were Bored While

Harumistuck - Beta Version All Together! And Here&Amp;Rsquo;S A Photoset Of All My Beta Kid Cosplays! This Was So Much Fun! Thank You Everyone For The Compliments And Especially For Suggesting To Me To Do This. And A Big Thank You To My Mom Who Took All The

So Im Still Doing Really Bad Health Wise And Its Starting To Get Scary, Im Still Bleeding A Lot But My Dad Is Just Yelling At My Mom And Refusing To Take Me To The Doctor Or Hospital Or Anything Plus We&Amp;Rsquo;Re Broke Lays Down Here

My Mom Took My Niece To A Meet And Greet At The Elementary School To Meet Her Teachers Before The School Year Starts. She’s Going To The Elementary School I Went To And It Got Me Thinking About The Entirety Of My School Experience And How It Failed

My Boyfriend Was Eager To Meet My Mom, Despite My Various Protests. I Pulled Into The Parking Lot Of The Cemetery Where She's Buried, Expecting Him To Completely Freak Out. When We Approached Her Grave, He Sat Down, Said Hello, And Talked With Her For

My Mom Gave Me Like Tylenol (Like Not Even A Lot) And Idk Why But Suddenly I Am High As Fuck So Talk To Me Because My Brain Is Turning To Mush And My Body Is Probably Literally On Fire

My Mom Tryna Give Me Talks About Love And Making The Right Decision About My Future As Far As Somebody To Spend My Life With N Shit Is Serio The Most Awkward Fucking Thing To Sit Through.. Then She Brings Up Times Ive Fucked Up And Its Like Ohhhh Yup,

My Boyfriend Was Eager To Meet My Mom, Despite My Various Protests. I Pulled Into The Parking Lot Of The Cemetery Where She's Buried, Expecting Him To Completely Freak Out. When We Approached Her Grave, He Sat Down, Said Hello, And Talked With Her For

My Boyfriend Was Eager To Meet My Mom, Despite My Various Protests. I Pulled Into The Parking Lot Of The Cemetery Where She's Buried, Expecting Him To Completely Freak Out. When We Approached Her Grave, He Sat Down, Said Hello, And Talked With Her For

I Am Doing Immensely Better Now, I Always Tend To Work Through My Grief Quickly As I Try To Find The Positives Quickly(Though I Kinda Freaked Out My Mom Because I Basically Went Into Shock For A Bit And I Didn’t Talk Or Eat Much Today And She Didn’t

My Moms Watching These Low Budget Horror Movies About Like A Stepdaughter Who Kills The Stepmoms Family Members And Stuff And My Eyes Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Roll Back Further Into My Skull Because It&Amp;Rsquo;S Soooo Cliche And I&Amp;Rsquo;M Getting Frustrated With The

I Took A Nap And My Mom Sent Me This Picture Of What Casey Did 😩❤️😩❤️😭

Chakwas Replied To Your Post: Crap My Mom Gave Me Sleepy Medicine For My&Amp;Hellip; Wait You Should Do Merrill Rambling Sleepily Whilst Jacked Up On Cold Medicine Asdfghjk Asfhkfsh I Will Omg Tomorrow

Catsandcunts: We Made A Cake For Our Friends That Let Us Stay With Them For A Few Days We Used This Cool New Non-Stick Pan For The First Time That My Mom Gave Me And Then All Of A Sudden My Life Has Never Been A Bigger Disappointment Than It

My Mom Has Officially Lost Her Fucking Mind. Going To Kick Me Out Because My Fucking Room Isn&Amp;Rsquo;T Clean? Seriously&Amp;Hellip;. I&Amp;Rsquo;M On The Verge Of Just Calling My Dad &Amp;Amp; Moving Back In With Him. Yeah I Hated Living There, But It&Amp;Rsquo;D Be

My Mom Has Spent $400 On Me Just For My Birthday Outfits &Amp;Amp; She&Amp;Rsquo;S Also Paying For All My Drinks Tonight &Amp;Amp; Tomorrow. I Love That Bitch.

My Mom Really Gave Me A Heart Attack!I Came Home Like A Quarter Till 7Pm And As Soon As I Walked Into My Bedroom I Felt Uneasy, Something Just Didn’t Feel Right. When I Turn On My Lights I Notice Little Shit Out Of Place &Amp;Amp; I Start Panicking!!! I