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Dustin Just Randomly Sends Me This Video Through Email When He Knows I&Amp;Rsquo;M Out To Eat With My Dad And Older Brother Who Are In Town! Lol I&Amp;Rsquo;M Like Hiding My Phone As I Watch His Huge Black Cock Swaying Back And Forth Like It&Amp;Rsquo;S Hypnotizing

My Dad Had Come To Stay For The Week. After An Uneventful Weekend, We Fell Back Into Old Habits On Monday Morning After My Husband Left For Work. We Only Ever Made Out, So It Was No Big Deal, But Then Daddy Whispered In My Ear That He Knew About Me And

This Is My Dad, Iam Coming Out To Him Tomorrow And Hope He Takes It Well, He Is Only Down Here For A Week. Please Support Me On This

My Mom Was Going To Be A Nun Before She Met My Father. She&Amp;Rsquo;S Never Fucked Anyone But My Dad. I&Amp;Rsquo;M Pretty Sure She Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T Have An Orgasm For Many Years After Getting Married And Losing Her Viginity. My Mom Says She&Amp;Rsquo;S Never Masturbate

My Step Mom Caught Me Spying On Her Getting Dressed, Now Everytime My Dad Is Late For Work She Comes To My Room In Satin Panties, And Proceeds To Tease Me Until Im Rock Hard. Once She Is Satisfied That Im Turned On And Her Pussy Is Dripping Wet, She Peels

My Parents Are Awesome. I Get All My Nerdy-Ness From My Parents. My Dad Watches More Anime Than I Do, And My Mom Is More Up To Date With Scifi Shows. It&Amp;Rsquo;S Funny Since I Think My Parents Were More Excited To Go To This Con Than I Was. Ya See,

My Dad Finally Introduced Me To The Other Side Of My Family! And They Was So Nice, And Sweet. All But My Uncle Who Seemed Caught Off Guard When He Met Me. My Uncle Is Known Around Town As A Ladies Man, And A Man&Amp;Rsquo;S Man. Never Knew What Those

Lazyanbu: My Mum Just Walked Into My Room Like This So We Made Some More And Now I Can’t Stop Laughing Then My Dad Joined In Now I&Amp;Rsquo;M Imagining What These Creatures Would Sound Like When They Talk&Amp;Hellip;

My Dad Was Talking About Politics With My Aunt, And I Heard One Of Them Say The Words “Diametrically Opposed”, And It Took All Of My Willpower Not To Yell “Foes”.

Very..unpopular Opinion Here&Amp;Hellip; But I Want My Furby Back. The One My Dad Threw Away Coz He Swore It Was The Devil&Amp;Rsquo;S Toy. Idk I Just Thought They Were Fun And Cute In An Ugly Way. Even When It Randomly Went Off At Night(Ok Yea That Scared The

$Sheeshhhh, What A Time To Get Bladder Shy Lol /)•///•(\ &Amp;Hellip; I Had To$

Sheeshhhh, What A Time To Get Bladder Shy Lol /)•///•(\ &Amp;Hellip; I Had To Go And Decided To Get Up And Go But Stopped When I Saw Mom In The Bathroom And My Dad Was Near The Other. I’m Feeling Kinda Shy And Idk Didn’t Want Them To See Me, So I

I Did Go Thru A &Amp;Ldquo;I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Know If I Can Ever Have Another Cat After Ginger&Amp;Rdquo; Phase But I Know My Life Isn&Amp;Rsquo;T Complete Without A Companion. I Will Have Another Cat Someday. Just Because My Dad Doesn&Amp;Rsquo;T Want One Even Tho Mom And

Nucleotida: Wilkoak: I Dressed Up My Dad As Ford And It Was A Good Idea. This Is Perfection

I Present To You, My Day: - My Dad Hasn&Amp;Rsquo;T Spoke To Me The Hole Day; - I Did Nothing Because None Of My Friends Were Free; - I Lost Another 14 Followers; - I&Amp;Rsquo;M Really Sad (Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Say Depressed, But Ok); - I Just Found Out That Probably

Lmao I Wish My Dad Was This Cool&Amp;Hellip;

Onegreywaren: Favorite Fictional Characters17/? | Vince Howard, Friday Night Lights “Coach, My Dad Just Got Out Of Prison. He’s Staying With Me In My House. And I Can’t Stand Him. My Mom, She Asked Me To Forgive Him, To Be Better. And You’re

The Signs As Things My Dad Has Said To Me

Timedclassic: I’ve Spent My Life Not Having Things In Common With My Father, Which Is A Good Thing, But If I Reach Out To My Brothers I’m Betting It Will Make My Dad Feel Good, Wherever He Is. I Don’t Want That. If That Seems Petty And Vindictive

Aw, Almost Forgot To Wish You A Happy Birthday! It’s My Dad’s Birthday Too. No Worries! Thank You Very Much!

Fictional Characters I Have Adopted As My Dad(S)

Delicioustrap: Delicioustrap: Delicioustrap: My Dad Just Came Into My Room And Laid On My Bed So I Proceeded To Cover Him In Stuffed Animals To Cheer Him Up Then Mom Joined If This Reaches 100,000 Notes I Swear To God

@Annabanks: Jordan Snapped A Photo Of My Dad, Me And My Aunt.

Twerking-Poproxy: My Dad Asked Me If He Wanted Me To Have Him Download My Photos Off Of My Camera And I Said I’d Do It And That I Just Hadn’t Gotten Around To It And He Was Like “Oh I Have One Of Those In My Car” And He Went Out To His Car And

When I Was A Kid And My Dad Would Call A Restaurant To Make An Order I Used To Believe He Was Saying &Amp;Ldquo;I&Amp;Rsquo;D Like To Play Señora&Amp;Rdquo; Instead Of &Amp;Ldquo;I&Amp;Rsquo;D Like To Place An Order&Amp;Rdquo;. So For Years I Used To Believe That You Had

I Was Rockin Out To Mr.bungle In My Room About A Hour Or So Ago And Then All My Sudden My Dad Just Walks In And Stands In The Doorway Like &Amp;Ldquo;What The Hell??&Amp;Rdquo; And I Just Started Hugging My Laptop Quietly Yelling &Amp;Ldquo;Yes Im Still Awake Stop

My Dad Is So Damn Annoying When It Comes To My Sleep. Always Coming In Complaining How I Have The Heater On And Shit. Like Stfu And Gtfo My Room, My Heat, My Life. Lol K

My Dad Just Told Me My Dog Died Yesterday :( I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Had A Bad Feeling About This Ever Since I Knew He Was Gonna Be Travelling Without My Mom And I Was So Scared My Mom Would Have To Deal With It Alone And I Was Right :( And Also My Sweet Doggie Is

So My Dad Just Introduced Me To Galivant, Which Is A Musical Show About A Twelfth Century Adventurer. This Is A Fucking Awesome Show!

If I Become A Sithlord Can I Use Force Lightning To Make My Dad Go To Bed So I Can Smoke Some Weed!!

Hahaha My Dad Got His Swagga Going Back Then

Captaincroptop: Peridotic: Gay-Rocks-Are-Best-Rocks: Captaincroptop: “Gimmie That Thing. I’ll Show Ya’ How To Do It.” - My Dad After Seeing Me Taking Selfies W/ My Rose Quartz Wig Who Is She Aw It Has Returned Welcome Back To My Blog,

Danekez: Danekez: Add “Raised By A Biker” To The List Of Things That Sound Fake In My Life. - Born To A Teenage Single Mother- My “Dad” Is A Biker, Started Dating My Mom While She Was Pregnant. Committed To Fathering A Child That Was Not His

Ronansgansey: Ronansgansey: My Sister Texted Me Telling Me That My Dad Didn’t Want To Go See Magic Mike With Her Because Of All The Naked Men Dancing And As An Argument He Asked My Openly Gay Sister If She Would Enjoy Sitting Through A 2 Hour Movie

My Cousin From My Dad&Amp;Rsquo;S Side Is Datin My Cousin From My Moms Side And I&Amp;Rsquo;M So Weirded Out Rn

Shout Out To My Dad For Always Burning Cds For Me Off Kazza

My Half Sleeve Theme For My Family. My Mom Is A Gardener So I Wanted Some Of The Flowers From Our Garden To Always Remind Me Of Home. We&Amp;Rsquo;Re Completing It With Sunflowers And A Cherry Blossom Tree. My Dad Has Yellow And Black Next To His Name For

Yo I Die Every Time I Text My Dad

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My Mother Has A Toxic Personality And My Dad Is Her Little Bitch And She Always Has To Fight Me And They Both Favor My Brother Above My Sister And I And My Mom Pigeon Holes Me As A Kid Who Doesn’t Know Any Better And She Brings Up Shit From Like Two

My Whole Freaking Family (My Moms And My Dads Sides) Is Coming Soon And My Hand Hurts So Bad From Playing Tetris. What Has My Life Come To

Rapunzelie: My Dad The Sassmaster

Tried To Explain To My Dad At Dinner Tonight Why He Does Have White Privilege Even If He &Amp;Ldquo;Worked Hard For Everything He Has His Whole Life And Was Never Handed Anything&Amp;Rdquo; 🙄🙄🙄🙄

My Sleepy Brain Is The Worst Texter, Once My Friend Texted Me Asking Why Me And My Old Boyfriend Were Breaking Up And I Texted Back “Don’t Know .. Roof Stuff” Or Darfin Will Ask How My Day Was And I Said “Upstairs”

My Dad Just Told Me He Promised His Friend That I Would Draw Her A Birthday Picture And I&Amp;Rsquo;M Like Dad Why Did You Say I&Amp;Rsquo;D Do That, Especially Less Than A Day Before Her Birthday ?? Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Promise Things Like That Without Asking Me Dhjagda

So My Dad Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T Like The Way I Drew That Picture He Wanted Me To Do For His Friend And When I Told Him He Shouldn&Amp;Rsquo;T Promise People That I&Amp;Rsquo;D Do Them Things Without Asking Me About It First And Not Telling Me About It Hours Before He

My Dad And I Went To Dunkin Donuts Today, And He Really Likes The Apple Fritters And I Just Get A Strawberry Donut, But Today They Ran Out Of Apple Fritters And The Girl Working There Felt Really Bad About It And She Gave Us Free Donuts Dad Left A

My Dad Is That Type Of Parent That Feels That Just Because He Had Kids Then Those Kids Owe Him Stuffmy Mom Made A Comment A While Ago (Which She Later Apologized To Me About) That I Don’t Give Dad Some Of The Money I Earn Which I Instead Use On Myself,

I Just Love Pokemon So Much, Im Literally In Tears Right Now. Pokemon Has Been By My Side Ever Since They Were First Released In America In 1998. I Remember My Dad Buying Me My First Gameboy Color, I Wanted Purple But He Got Me A Yellow One And I Remember

Princessharumi: I Just Love Pokemon So Much, Im Literally In Tears Right Now. Pokemon Has Been By My Side Ever Since They Were First Released In America In 1998. I Remember My Dad Buying Me My First Gameboy Color, I Wanted Purple But He Got Me A Yellow

I, A Black Woman, Ate Fried Chicken With Ketchup When I Was A Little Black Girl. Before I Could Handle Hot Sauce, That Was My Equivalent. My Dad Would Cover My Grandma’s Fried Chicken In Tabasco For Himself, And I Would Tear Off Pieces Of Mine To Dip

My Dad Only Dates White Women, And You Have No Idea How Uncomfortable I Got When I Realized It. I Ran Through The List Of Women He&Amp;Rsquo;S Been With In My Lifetime, Including My Mom And My Stepmom: They Are Indeed All White. All The Women He&Amp;Rsquo;S Ever

My Dad Has Never Been A Part Of My Life So When I Was Getting Married It Fell To My Brother To Walk Me Down The Aisle. As I Was Getting Dressed There Were A Few Last Minute Adjustments To My Garter And My Brother Was Helping Out By Keeping The Train Of

Fuckkait: Rainspelled: Kittenesque:(For Non-Us People Who Don’t Know, Fafsa Is The Federal College Financial Aid Stuff) According To My Fafsa, My Dad Is Able To Use Half Of His Salary To Pay For Both Me And My Brother To Be In College At The Same

+Jen Is Stupid +But She Cute +I&Amp;Rsquo;M Not Cute +You Cute +My Pajamjams Arent Either +You Should See My Onesie My Pajamjams Is Literally My Dads Plain White T-Shirt So Its Hella Big On Me And Some Light Blue Shorty Shorts A Onesie People,

So My Dad Said He&Amp;Rsquo;D Buy Me A New Laptop And The Wireless Attachment For My Tablet If I Get Good Grades My Grades Are Straight A&Amp;Rsquo;S With On D Being The Exception Because That Teacher Dosent Excepy Untyped Papers And I Cant Type Anything Cuz

This Is My &Amp;Lsquo;I&Amp;Rsquo;M Very Cold At My School Waiting For My Dad To Pick Me Up Because Traffic&Amp;Rsquo; Aesthetic

I Think My Dad Is Seriously Considering Buying Me A Cinteq (Which Is Expensive As Fuck) For Christmas And Im Like ‘Oh My Gosh Nonono Thats Okay, Its Super Expensive, Ive Been Researching Some Cheaper Non Name Brand Ones!!!’ And He Told Me That He

Aaaaaaaaaahhh Ive Been Busy All Day! ;_; First I Had To Go With My Sister To Help My Granny Put Up Christmas Decorations Then We All Went Back To My House To Give My Dad A Surprise B-Day Party!! Wowow! He Got Halo 4 As A Present So Him And I Played It

Ohh My Godd A Fucking Bee/Wasp Thing Just Flew Thru My Window Into My Room And I Ran The Fuck Outta There Wht The Fucksdfdfsgfs The Door Is Closed But I Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Go Into My Room Now Until My Dad Gets Home Omfg