Mom My Mom

My-Hunghunter: Sheâ€™S Older, Knows My Parents And Lives In The Areaâ€¦ They Say Mrs. Meringer Used To Be Some Sort Of Extra In The Moviesâ€¦ All I Know Is She Asks Me To Stop By And Not Tell My Mom And Dadâ€¦ She Doesnâ€™T Need To Worry, Iâ€™M Not Gonna

“My Boyfriend Is A Hottie From The College. I Remember The First Day I Snuck Him Inside My Home. My Mom Wasn’t In Town. So I Asked Him To Come Over. I Was Nervous Because Our Relationship Was Just A Month Old At That Time.i’m His First Girlfriend,

My Mom Made The Request That I Post This Video And Because I Am A Good Son And Love My Mama I Agreed. So Watch Along As I Sing A Sweet Lullaby With My Puppy Maggie. Dat Puppy Sneeze Tho&Amp;Hellip; :P

My Mom Is Pretty Dang Funny And I&Amp;Rsquo;M So Extremely Happy And Grateful That She&Amp;Rsquo;S My Mother. Happy Mothers Day To Everyone&Amp;Rsquo;S Momma And To My Friends Who Have The Blessing To Have One Of Their Own.

My Mom Is A Dark Woman. I Lived With Her Very Troubled Moments. I Did Not Know My Father And She Grew Up With Difficulty. Our Relationship Is Of Complicity And I Carry Out The Role Of Sex Object. Now I’m Big And I’m Taking My Revenge. This Is A

My Boo Linked Me A Bunch Of Musahiru Stuff, Which She Commanded Me To Post. I Was Gonna Put It Off At First Because My Laptop Is Out Of Commission And I&Amp;Rsquo;M Using My Mom&Amp;Rsquo;S. After A Good Shower Though *Cough* I Said Screw It And Put The Tumblr

My Mom Is Driving Up To See My New House Today. She Is Bringing My Grandfather As Well. Woke Up Early To Tidy-Up-Bit&Amp;Hellip; The Place Is Heavily Under Construction But Hopefully, She Can See The Potential..! By Londonandrews

My Youngest Brother Texted Me Earlier Today To Thank Me For The Gift. Part Of Me Would Rather He Have Not Done That, Because Forgiveness Is Hard As Shit And Moving On Is Not Something My Family Is Known For - Hell, Grandma Still Gives My Mom A Ton Of

My Mom Asked To Use My Computer At Home Before I Could Clean The History And The Saved Tabs. I Uninstalled Ie. Chrome And Firefox Are So Fucking Dirty. Today Is The Day I Get Ousted As A Pervert To My Family Boys.

I Made My Own Design For Storm From The X Men. She Was Always My Mom’s Favourite Superhero, Which Made Me Like Her A Lot More. Also Variant With And Without Lightning.

My Daddy Got In A Fight At The Bar Tonight&Amp;Hellip; My Parents Were There And He Was Pretty Disrespectful To My Mom, And A Lot Of People Know He Used To Hit Me, So When He Started Being A Dick To Me Too, People Got Pretty Riled Up About It. I&Amp;Rsquo;M Grate

Who`s Reblogging Dildos While My Mom Is Braiding My Hair

Ugh No Omo But 2 Days Ago I Got “White Boy Wasted” And After Was Like Omg I’m Not Drinking Again For Another Month&Amp;Hellip;&Amp;Hellip;&Amp;Hellip;.And Now My Mom Is Dragging Me To This Concert I Don’t Want To Go To (While Still Nursing This Hangover)

When I Was Able To Get Away From My Mom I Had One More Quick Wet And Inspected To Make Sure I Was Still Dry!&Amp;Hellip; It Was Only Until I Was Changing My Diaper I Realized I Must Of Leaked Some&Amp;Hellip; Super Good Thing I Have Long Sweaters Jdndkdkd Gah!!

My Boyfriend Was Eager To Meet My Mom, Despite My Various Protests. I Pulled Into The Parking Lot Of The Cemetery Where She's Buried, Expecting Him To Completely Freak Out. When We Approached Her Grave, He Sat Down, Said Hello, And Talked With Her For

My Moms Face Was Priceless When I Told Her My Camera App On My Phone Automatically Uploaded To Facebook&Amp;Hellip;..

My Mom Bought Me A Hoodie And I Print Out My Own Art And Put It On The Wall Dont Touch The Sonic Plush On The Right Its Encrusted With My Own Semen

My Boyfriend Was Eager To Meet My Mom, Despite My Various Protests. I Pulled Into The Parking Lot Of The Cemetery Where She's Buried, Expecting Him To Completely Freak Out. When We Approached Her Grave, He Sat Down, Said Hello, And Talked With Her For

My Mom And Graham Fell Asleep On Me. They Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T Even Make It To The Goblins Yet :/ Also, It&Amp;Rsquo;S Really Hard Watching That Movie With People (Ie My Mother) Who Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Know/Shouldn&Amp;Rsquo;T Know About The Fact That A Large Portion Of My

My Three Year Anniversary With Graham Is On Mother&Amp;Rsquo;S Day. I Also Stupidly Spent My Money On My Mom&Amp;Rsquo;S Gift As Opposed To The Guy I Love. Fuck.

Aschoolgirlcrush: My Mom Just Yelled “It’s Called Common Sense” At My Dog

My Mom Sent Me A Picture Of My Dog Looking Very Goofy And Sad In A Cone, But She Still Hasn&Amp;Rsquo;T Sent Me An Explanation As To Why She&Amp;Rsquo;S In A Cone In The First Place And I&Amp;Rsquo;M So Worried She&Amp;Rsquo;S My Furry Sister :(((((((((

Striders: Last Night My Mom Was Like “You Know What? You Should Go To Law School, You’d Be A Great Lawyer” And All I Can Picture Is Lawyer-Me Making Fart Noises With My Mouth Every Time The Opposing Lawyer Tries To Talk

Vertigoats:look At These Terrifying Cookies My Mom Made For My Sister’s Baby Shower Tomorrow

My Mom Is Great - I Told Her I’m Having My Yearly Age Crisis As My Bday Is Creeping Closer And She Chimed Up Instantly That She Wonders How Am I Gonna Fare Next Year Since I’ll Be Turning 30&Amp;Hellip; Thirty. Oh God Why Am I Still Alive. But Yeah.

My Mom Doesn&Amp;Rsquo;T Like My New Girlfriend, And Wanted Her To Hear My Cock Explode. Only To Prove She Does It The Best!

My Mom Couldn&Amp;Rsquo;T Figure Out How To Show Her Friend My Video So She Literally Just Shared My Whole Facebook Page To Her Wall

Y'know What Though, I Just Remembered That I Got A Pretty Bad Wound On My Chest Earlier This Year And I Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T Want To Show Anyone Because It Looked Really Bad But I Was Sure I&Amp;Rsquo;D Be Fine But I Knew My Mom Would Freak Out (She Did) And It Was

My Mom Is Getting My Little Sister Ready For Bed And The Door Is Closed So I Can’t Hear Everything They’re Saying But From What I Can Tell My Little Sister Is Attempting To Explain What The Kindergarten From Su Is“The Kindergarten Is&Amp;Hellip; Well,

My Grandma Is Visiting And She Brought A Giant Pot Of Chili For Some Reason

Starkspangly: Coolfrikkinbeans: Not Gonna Lie, My Heart Melted A Wee Bit. My Mom Cried

Thoughtsof-R: Shessofleeky: Thoughtsof-R: Beats Headphones Squeeze The Hell Out Of Your Ears Man. I’m Really Out Here Getting Headaches Because Of Music. It’s On My Bucket List To Eat Some Lol… My Mom Wouldn’t Buy Them When I Was Younger

My Mom And Her Friends Are Here, And My Sister And Her Friends Are Here Too&Amp;Hellip; It&Amp;Rsquo;S Funny How They Talked Behind My Back In Spanish, When I Clearly Know What They Are Saying.

Wetwareproblem: Computerworm: What People Who Aren’t Victims Of Parental Abuse Don’t Realize Is That We’ll Talk About Our Abusive Parent Like “I Fucking Hate My Mom So Much, She Should Be In Prison, Etc” Then 5 Seconds Later Be Like “Well

My Mom Loves Being My Thick Hot Dirty Meaty Slut With Hot Slutty Tits,Juicy Wet Pussy And Hot Stink Ass Looking So Hot, Nasty, Trashy, Stink And Slutty, Just The Way I Like And Love Her, Looking Stink, Stank And Slutty. My One And Only.

My Dad Called Me Yelling And Asking If I Got My Lip Ring, He Still Doesnt Know. But Shit If Hes Gonna Keep Bugging Me, Ima Fucken Move Out And Live With My Mom, So Fucken Annoying!

My Boyfriend Was Eager To Meet My Mom, Despite My Various Protests. I Pulled Into The Parking Lot Of The Cemetery Where She's Buried, Expecting Him To Completely Freak Out. When We Approached Her Grave, He Sat Down, Said Hello, And Talked With Her For

My Mom And Her Boyfriend Said I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Gotten A Lot Skinnier, My Face Is Glowing And My Double Chin Is Going Away. (:

My Mother And I Had A Heart To Heart Conversation Today About Our Lives And What Would Happen If My Dad Doesn&Amp;Rsquo;T Get Well Soon. Moving Back In With My Mom Wouldn&Amp;Rsquo;T Be As Bad But Living With Both Her And Her Boyfriend Is Not Something I Want

My Mom Is Off To Mexico 🇲🇽! Her Birthday, The Fiestas All Await Her. My Dad Is There Already Getting Oral Surgery In Preparation For Full Dentures. #Oldtimers I Love My Parents. I’ll Miss Them Until They Return. Safe Travels! 🇲🇽😎👍🏽🙏🏽❤️

My Mom Left My Room Without Closing My Door Again

Teenagerobotlove: Five O’clock, Get A Call To Go Blading At The Skate Park Down By The Mall But My Mom Says I Gotta Prevent Some Aliens From Annihilating Us All

My Cousin From My Dad&Amp;Rsquo;S Side Is Datin My Cousin From My Moms Side And I&Amp;Rsquo;M So Weirded Out Rn

My Mom And My Sister Both Were Telling Me I Needed To Shave My Beard And Moustache Because &Quot;It's Just Not Attractive.&Quot;

My Half Sleeve Theme For My Family. My Mom Is A Gardener So I Wanted Some Of The Flowers From Our Garden To Always Remind Me Of Home. We&Amp;Rsquo;Re Completing It With Sunflowers And A Cherry Blossom Tree. My Dad Has Yellow And Black Next To His Name For

My Mom Just Said That My Septum Ring (Or The ‘Bones’ In My Nose, As She Affectionately Calls It) A Very “Minimum Wage Look” Good Morning To You, Too.

My Boyfriend Was Eager To Meet My Mom, Despite My Various Protests. I Pulled Into The Parking Lot Of The Cemetery Where She's Buried, Expecting Him To Completely Freak Out. When We Approached Her Grave, He Sat Down, Said Hello, And Talked With Her For

I Love How Oblivious My Mom Is. My Brother Got A Tattoo On His Forearm And She Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T Notice For Three Months.

My Boyfriend Was Eager To Meet My Mom, Despite My Various Protests. I Pulled Into The Parking Lot Of The Cemetery Where She's Buried, Expecting Him To Completely Freak Out. When We Approached Her Grave, He Sat Down, Said Hello, And Talked With Her For

Radoedipus: Biggest Plot Twist Of My Life, I Remember Looking At My Mom When This Part Played Thinking “Oh No, What Do I Do” Like It Was Some How My Fault

I Wanna Sue My Mom For Forcing Me To Take A Shower, Get Dressed And Sit My Fat Ass On My Leather-Like Couch In This Hot Weather Like&Amp;Hellip; What&Amp;Rsquo;S The Point? We Have A Total Of 0 Guests.

My Boyfriend Was Eager To Meet My Mom, Despite My Various Protests. I Pulled Into The Parking Lot Of The Cemetery Where She's Buried, Expecting Him To Completely Freak Out. When We Approached Her Grave, He Sat Down, Said Hello, And Talked With Her For

My Parents Just Told Me About This Time When I Was Three That I Went In Their Room When They Were Out And Found My Dad&Amp;Rsquo;S Porn Magazines Under The Bed. They Came Home And I Was Sitting On The Floor Surrounded By Fifty Something Magazines All Open

&Amp;Ldquo;If I Catch You Taking Selfies Naked You Will Lose Your Phone&Amp;Rdquo; - My Mom Who Likes To Look At My Phone When Im On Tumblr

I Told My Mom About My Girl Tonight&Amp;Hellip; She Already Knew About Previous Girls I Had Been With. But I Was Still Scared To Tell Her For Fear Of Her Judging Me. Needless To Say, The Conversation Ended With &Amp;Ldquo;I Will Never Judge You. Youre A Great,

My Favourite Thing Is How Often My Mom Reminds Me That I&Amp;Rsquo;M A Bad Person And All My Flaws And Poor People Who Have To &Amp;Lsquo;Deal With Me&Amp;Rsquo;

My Mom And I Were Cleaning Out My Closest, Moving And Throwing Away Old Things Like Shit Back From High School And Old Plushim Gonna Use The Extra Space To Store My Pokemon Stuff Lol Im Gonna Set Up A Nice Space To Do My Lping When I Get To That

Tbh If We Did Ever Get Married It Would Be In A Field Or On A Beach With A Jp And My Mom And My Grandmother And Grandfather And His Parents And Siblings And That Is It (Maybe My Brother And Step Dad, Too, Idk)I Could Not Possibly Say The Things That

My Dad Only Dates White Women, And You Have No Idea How Uncomfortable I Got When I Realized It. I Ran Through The List Of Women He&Amp;Rsquo;S Been With In My Lifetime, Including My Mom And My Stepmom: They Are Indeed All White. All The Women He&Amp;Rsquo;S Ever

I Start To Question My Love For Food When My Mom Comes Back Home From Shopping And Gives My Sister Some Small Perfumes And Then Gives Me A Bag Of Fresh French Bread That I Then Proceed To Hug Close In Happiness