House Call

Sebastianthedog: One Night Two Parents Went Out For Dinner A Few Hours Later The Baby Sitter Called And Asked If She Could Cover Up The Clown Statue In The Kids Room The Dad Told Her To Get Out Of The House And Call The Police And That They Didnt Have

Sluttyoliveoil: Once My Friend Was Waiting For Her Mom To Pick Her Up And She Called Her Mom And Her Mom Said “Im On My Way, The Traffic Is Just Slow, Im Coming” And My Friend Went “Mom I Called The House Phone”

Fefempress: Daddyjared: Who Remembers These Ok Let Me Tell You About This Little Bitch Right Here Ok These Were Called Pixel Chix But They Should Have Been Called Products Of Satan So When I Was Seven I Was All Up And Invested, I Had The Other Houses

Amuseoffirebane: Reblogging This Again Because I Found Info! This Is 2/3 Of A Band Called Too Many Zooz (They’re Lacking Their Trumpeter Here), The Song Is Called ‘Flightning,’ And The Genre Is “Brass House” (Which I Think They Made Up But

Brassy: I Had A Friend In 6Th Grade And I For Some Reason Thought His Name Was Edgar And He Never Corrected Me And After A Year Of Calling Him Edgar I Was Over His House And His Mom Was Like “Why Do You Call Him That His Names Kyle”

Dieselssexymusclestories: I Locked My Keys In My House And I Called The Police For Help. The Police Dispatcher Called The Fire Department And The Local Fire Station Sent A Fireman Going Off Duty. He Stepped Out Of The Car And Grabbed A Beat Up Fire Hat.

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Nexusphantasm: Nishthedish: Rumoko: In Japan Families Can Summon Their House Ghost To Kill Pests For Them. Why Waste Money Calling The Exterminator When You Can Just Call On Your Pet Yuki-Onna? You See How She Slipped Out Of That Cabinet? I Haven’t

Imjustabuffalo: Amuseoffirebane: Reblogging This Again Because I Found Info! This Is 2/3 Of A Band Called Too Many Zooz (They’re Lacking Their Trumpeter Here), The Song Is Called ‘Flightning,’ And The Genre Is “Brass House” (Which I Think

‎”If A Man Has An Apartment Stacked To The Ceiling With Newspapers We Call Him Crazy. If A Woman Has A Trailer House Full Of Cats We Call Her Nuts. But When People Pathologically Hoard So Much Cash That They Impoverish The Entire Nation, We Put Them

Therenaissanceratchet: Chinaija: Supxjen: Kaycritiques: Tittykage: Bambina-Theenative: 90Sdefect: Hood-House-Wife: Ww3Tour: Every Black Person Tell Me What U Called What U Called These Shits Everyone Always Says The Weirdest Shit Lmao Ballies???

Sluttyoliveoil: Once My Friend Was Waiting For Her Mom To Pick Her Up And She Called Her Mom And Her Mom Said “Im On My Way, The Traffic Is Just Slow, Im Coming” And My Friend Went “Mom I Called The House Phone”

Galifianafuck: Omfg I Called My Mom’s Phone So I Could Tell Them I Wanted Mcdonalds But She Didn’t Answer Her Phone And Then All Of A Sudden Our House Phone Rings And I Assumed That It Was Her Calling Back So When I Answered It I Yelled “Please

Nexusphantasm: Nishthedish: Rumoko: In Japan Families Can Summon Their House Ghost To Kill Pests For Them. Why Waste Money Calling The Exterminator When You Can Just Call On Your Pet Yuki-Onna? You See How She Slipped Out Of That Cabinet? I Haven’t

Galifianafuck: Omfg I Called My Mom’s Phone So I Could Tell Them I Wanted Mcdonalds But She Didn’t Answer Her Phone And Then All Of A Sudden Our House Phone Rings And I Assumed That It Was Her Calling Back So When I Answered It I Yelled “Please

Leupagus: Sashayed: Sashayed: Xlivvielockex: Reposted From Something I Saw On Facebook “I Just Called The House Oversight Committee (202-225-5074) To Support The Call For A Bipartisan Review Of Trump’s Financials And Apparent Conflicts Of Interest.

Amuseoffirebane: Reblogging This Again Because I Found Info! This Is 2/3 Of A Band Called Too Many Zooz (They’re Lacking Their Trumpeter Here), The Song Is Called ‘Flightning,’ And The Genre Is “Brass House” (Which I Think They Made Up But

Brassy: I Had A Friend In 6Th Grade And I For Some Reason Thought His Name Was Edgar And He Never Corrected Me And After A Year Of Calling Him Edgar I Was Over His House And His Mom Was Like “Why Do You Call Him That His Names Kyle”

I&Amp;Rsquo;M Enjoying Being Back In Kentucky But I Feel Like I&Amp;Rsquo;M Just In The Way Because My In Laws Are More Focused On Buying A House In Another State. It Irritates Me That My Sil Calls Every Other Hour All Day And She&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Call Me When She Knows

Sluttyoliveoil: Once My Friend Was Waiting For Her Mom To Pick Her Up And She Called Her Mom And Her Mom Said “Im On My Way, The Traffic Is Just Slow, Im Coming” And My Friend Went “Mom I Called The House Phone”

Stfueverything:commandvrclarke:1. You Fucking Live Here2. You Fucking Live Here3. You Fucking Live Here4. You Fucking Live Here5. You Fucking Live Hereit Shouldn’t Be Called “Helping” It Should Be Called Cleaning Your Damn House.

Sashayed: Xlivvielockex: Reposted From Something I Saw On Facebook “I Just Called The House Oversight Committee (202-225-5074) To Support The Call For A Bipartisan Review Of Trump’s Financials And Apparent Conflicts Of Interest. It Took Me Two Minutes,

Amuseoffirebane: Reblogging This Again Because I Found Info! This Is 2/3 Of A Band Called Too Many Zooz (They’re Lacking Their Trumpeter Here), The Song Is Called ‘Flightning,’ And The Genre Is “Brass House” (Which I Think They Made Up But

Sluttyoliveoil: Once My Friend Was Waiting For Her Mom To Pick Her Up And She Called Her Mom And Her Mom Said “Im On My Way, The Traffic Is Just Slow, Im Coming” And My Friend Went “Mom I Called The House Phone”

Sluttyoliveoil: Once My Friend Was Waiting For Her Mom To Pick Her Up And She Called Her Mom And Her Mom Said “Im On My Way, The Traffic Is Just Slow, Im Coming” And My Friend Went “Mom I Called The House Phone”

Feraligatr: 7Eggs: Moms Be Like “Call Me If You Need Me” And Then Leave Their Phone On The Other Side Of The House Charging The Entire Day My Mom Left A Voicemail Saying To Call Her Back And Turned Her Phone Off

Starfleetrambo: I Had A Dream Nicki Minaj Was In My House But I Couldn’t Remember Her Name So I Kept Calling Her Cardi B And It Pissed Her Off So Much That She Called Beyonce And Lady Gaga To Kick My Ass. I Looked Out The Window And They Were On My

Dominantfemales: I’ve Called You Here To Inform You That You Will No Longer Be Taking Orders From The So-Called “Man” Of The House. He Will Be Taking Orders From All Of You. If You Find One Of Your Chores Unpleasant, You May Assign It To Him And

Brassy: I Had A Friend In 6Th Grade And I For Some Reason Thought His Name Was Edgar And He Never Corrected Me And After A Year Of Calling Him Edgar I Was Over His House And His Mom Was Like “Why Do You Call Him That His Names Kyle”

Amuseoffirebane: Reblogging This Again Because I Found Info! This Is 2/3 Of A Band Called Too Many Zooz (They’re Lacking Their Trumpeter Here), The Song Is Called ‘Flightning,’ And The Genre Is “Brass House” (Which I Think They Made Up But

Brassy: I Had A Friend In 6Th Grade And I For Some Reason Thought His Name Was Edgar And He Never Corrected Me And After A Year Of Calling Him Edgar I Was Over His House And His Mom Was Like “Why Do You Call Him That His Names Kyle”

Galifianafuck: Omfg I Called My Mom’s Phone So I Could Tell Them I Wanted Mcdonalds But She Didn’t Answer Her Phone And Then All Of A Sudden Our House Phone Rings And I Assumed That It Was Her Calling Back So When I Answered It I Yelled “Please

Galifianafuck: Omfg I Called My Mom’s Phone So I Could Tell Them I Wanted Mcdonalds But She Didn’t Answer Her Phone And Then All Of A Sudden Our House Phone Rings And I Assumed That It Was Her Calling Back So When I Answered It I Yelled “Please

2Rpid: Amuseoffirebane: Reblogging This Again Because I Found Info! This Is 2/3 Of A Band Called Too Many Zooz (They’re Lacking Their Trumpeter Here), The Song Is Called ‘Flightning,’ And The Genre Is “Brass House” (Which I Think They Made

Nexusphantasm: Nishthedish: Rumoko: In Japan Families Can Summon Their House Ghost To Kill Pests For Them. Why Waste Money Calling The Exterminator When You Can Just Call On Your Pet Yuki-Onna? You See How She Slipped Out Of That Cabinet? I Haven’t

Brassy: I Had A Friend In 6Th Grade And I For Some Reason Thought His Name Was Edgar And He Never Corrected Me And After A Year Of Calling Him Edgar I Was Over His House And His Mom Was Like “Why Do You Call Him That His Names Kyle”

Megandmrbig: That Moment When You Leave Your House Wearing Pyjamas, Carrying An Overnight Bag And Beer, And Your Housemate Knows You’re Going For A Booty Call. It&Amp;Rsquo;S Not A Booty Call When It&Amp;Rsquo;S Being A Dirty Slut For The Guy Who Loves You

Sebastianthedog: One Night Two Parents Went Out For Dinner A Few Hours Later The Baby Sitter Called And Asked If She Could Cover Up The Clown Statue In The Kids Room The Dad Told Her To Get Out Of The House And Call The Police And That They Didnt Have

Galifianafuck: Omfg I Called My Mom’s Phone So I Could Tell Them I Wanted Mcdonalds But She Didn’t Answer Her Phone And Then All Of A Sudden Our House Phone Rings And I Assumed That It Was Her Calling Back So When I Answered It I Yelled “Please

Brassy: I Had A Friend In 6Th Grade And I For Some Reason Thought His Name Was Edgar And He Never Corrected Me And After A Year Of Calling Him Edgar I Was Over His House And His Mom Was Like “Why Do You Call Him That His Names Kyle”

Sluttyoliveoil: Once My Friend Was Waiting For Her Mom To Pick Her Up And She Called Her Mom And Her Mom Said “Im On My Way, The Traffic Is Just Slow, Im Coming” And My Friend Went “Mom I Called The House Phone”

Nexusphantasm: Nishthedish: Rumoko: In Japan Families Can Summon Their House Ghost To Kill Pests For Them. Why Waste Money Calling The Exterminator When You Can Just Call On Your Pet Yuki-Onna? You See How She Slipped Out Of That Cabinet? I Haven’t

Ohlarryohlouisohharry: Harryaumemes:larryteam: Can Someone Call Ellen And Have The Boys Go On Her Show Near Halloween And Make Them Go Through A Haunted House. If You Reblog It Enough You Won’t Have To Call Her I Want To Reblog This More Times!

Sluttyoliveoil: Once My Friend Was Waiting For Her Mom To Pick Her Up And She Called Her Mom And Her Mom Said “Im On My Way, The Traffic Is Just Slow, Im Coming” And My Friend Went “Mom I Called The House Phone”

Brassy: I Had A Friend In 6Th Grade And I For Some Reason Thought His Name Was Edgar And He Never Corrected Me And After A Year Of Calling Him Edgar I Was Over His House And His Mom Was Like “Why Do You Call Him That His Names Kyle”

Sluttyoliveoil: Once My Friend Was Waiting For Her Mom To Pick Her Up And She Called Her Mom And Her Mom Said “Im On My Way, The Traffic Is Just Slow, Im Coming” And My Friend Went “Mom I Called The House Phone”

Sluttyoliveoil: Once My Friend Was Waiting For Her Mom To Pick Her Up And She Called Her Mom And Her Mom Said “Im On My Way, The Traffic Is Just Slow, Im Coming” And My Friend Went “Mom I Called The House Phone”

Stfueverything:commandvrclarke:1. You Fucking Live Here2. You Fucking Live Here3. You Fucking Live Here4. You Fucking Live Here5. You Fucking Live Hereit Shouldn’t Be Called “Helping” It Should Be Called Cleaning Your Damn House.

Sebastianthedog: Sebastianthedog: One Night Two Parents Went Out For Dinner A Few Hours Later The Baby Sitter Called And Asked If She Could Cover Up The Clown Statue In The Kids Room The Dad Told Her To Get Out Of The House And Call The Police And That

Kitfisto: Onipond: Hotchristmas: Who Is Sweet Randall And Why Is He Calling My House On This Day Sweet Randall Called Wonder How Many Ppl @D Slimetony In This

Sluttyoliveoil: Once My Friend Was Waiting For Her Mom To Pick Her Up And She Called Her Mom And Her Mom Said “Im On My Way, The Traffic Is Just Slow, Im Coming” And My Friend Went “Mom I Called The House Phone”

Sluttyoliveoil: Once My Friend Was Waiting For Her Mom To Pick Her Up And She Called Her Mom And Her Mom Said “Im On My Way, The Traffic Is Just Slow, Im Coming” And My Friend Went “Mom I Called The House Phone”

Amuseoffirebane: Reblogging This Again Because I Found Info! This Is 2/3 Of A Band Called Too Many Zooz (They’re Lacking Their Trumpeter Here), The Song Is Called ‘Flightning,’ And The Genre Is “Brass House” (Which I Think They Made Up But

Sebastianthedog: One Night Two Parents Went Out For Dinner A Few Hours Later The Baby Sitter Called And Asked If She Could Cover Up The Clown Statue In The Kids Room The Dad Told Her To Get Out Of The House And Call The Police And That They Didnt Have

Sluttyoliveoil: Once My Friend Was Waiting For Her Mom To Pick Her Up And She Called Her Mom And Her Mom Said “Im On My Way, The Traffic Is Just Slow, Im Coming” And My Friend Went “Mom I Called The House Phone”

Sluttyoliveoil: Once My Friend Was Waiting For Her Mom To Pick Her Up And She Called Her Mom And Her Mom Said “Im On My Way, The Traffic Is Just Slow, Im Coming” And My Friend Went “Mom I Called The House Phone”

Sluttyoliveoil: Once My Friend Was Waiting For Her Mom To Pick Her Up And She Called Her Mom And Her Mom Said “Im On My Way, The Traffic Is Just Slow, Im Coming” And My Friend Went “Mom I Called The House Phone”

Sluttyoliveoil: Once My Friend Was Waiting For Her Mom To Pick Her Up And She Called Her Mom And Her Mom Said “Im On My Way, The Traffic Is Just Slow, Im Coming” And My Friend Went “Mom I Called The House Phone”

Perfectbutwrong: Daddy Has Nicknames For My Sisters And I Around The House: Tits, Shortie, And Blondie. Can You Guess Which Is Which?We Call Him Daddy, Stallion, Or Sometimes We Call Him T.o.m.(Total Orgasm Machine)

Soncum2: Three Days After Mom Walked In On Me Jacking Off In The Bathroom, I Found Her In The Guest Room Playing With Her Pussy With Her Tits Out Calling My Name. I Was Used To Mom Calling My Name From Across The House Whenever She Needed Something,