Friends Mom

Moms Best Friend 3

Mom: “It’s 1 O’clock! Get Out Of Bed!” Teacher: “Why Didn’t You Do Your Homework?” Employer: “Why Should I Hire You?” Friend: “Why Are You Being Such A Bitch Today?” I Think I Need To Go To Bed, Because I Found This Absolutely

Sarafroot:moms Of The Year

Gemini’s Friends

Signs That I Think Would Be Great As Friends

Moms-And-Incest: My Son Never Gets In Any Trouble At School. He Doesn’t Do Any Drugs. He Doesn’t Drink Underage. And He’s Never Been Caught With A Girl. One Of My Friends Asked Me Once, “How Do You Get Your Son To Behave So Well? How Is It That

Monsieurpaprika: Gems Are A Boys Best Friend

Mom Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Wait To Get In The Pool When I Bring Home Friends. She Loves Showing Off Her Big Tits And Hairy Mound To All My Flat Chested Shaved Girlfriends. She Just Laughs And Says &Amp;Ldquo;This Is Why He Brings You Home On Time After A Date, Cause

Black Moms Have No Chill When They Feel Disrespected

Moms Best Friend Sucking My Cock As She Watches Before I Fuck Them Both

Moms Birthday Today So When Her Friends Had Gone She Came Into My Room And I Gave Her My Present A Pussy Full Of Cum

Mom's Bothering Me To Get Friends Again

Friendly-Neighborhood-Hex-Maniac: Tikkunhayam:odin-N-Out:fantasticmojo47:Lousonaroll:sandersstudies:me, Catholic, Walking Into A Protestant Church With No Depictions Of Mary: Where’s My Mom Me, Culturally Protestant, Walking Into A Catholic Church

Mom: “Put Your Phone Away-Who Are You Always Texting?”Me: “Uhhhh— Just A Friend From School”

Last Night I Dreamed That I Was In Heaven Trying To Save Everyone In There From Any Threats That Earth Imposed On It. I Found This Incredibly Odd, Because I Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T Remember Dying And All Of My Friends Were There&Amp;Hellip; All Of Them. After Defeating

Mom-Friend: Meyrinmeup: I Tried The High School Musical Thing And It Backfired But She Was Willing To Drive Over To Your House To Stop You From Committing Suicide Thats Friendship

Kalm Down Friend

Moms-Are-So-Hot: Mommyandmore:http://Mommyandmore.tumblr.com/Submit I Don’t Even Remember The First One. I Only Let My Boyfriends Give Me Cream Pies And I Haven’t Been In An Actual Relationship For A Few Years (I’ve Stuck To Friends With Benefits)

I&Amp;Rsquo;M Drunk. I Feel Like A Proud Mom.

Friendly-Neighborhood-Hitler: Unclefather: Just Had A Child Say “Circumcise Me, Captain!” And His Mom Smacked Him In The Back Of The Head And Said “I’m So Sorry I Don’t Know Where He Heard That I Don’t Even Know If He Knows What That Means”