D Dan XXX Pics / Clips
Dan, Listen To This Awkward Shit That Happened To Me Today. Ok So Like There Was The Storm Or Whatever, I Finally Emerge From My House Completely And Totally Hungover To Go And Buy Food Cause The Grocery Stores Opened Up Again Finally. So Im Shopping
Dan, Everything Disappoints And Bores Me, What Do I Do?
Dan So I Just Got Home From The Hospital, Having Had A Coworker Turn My Hand Into Sashimi And Im Sitting Here About To Play Destiny 2 Right? But Then Bam, I Look To The Left At My Video Game Shelf And God Hand Is Sticking Out A Little Bit, Like I Was
Dan You Know Where You Fucked Up? Not Only Did You Let Nostalgia Get Its Insidious Fingers Into Your Brain, You Didnt Go Far Enough Into The Past To Miss The Noticeable Flaws You Dumb Bitch.
Dan-Mcfischberg: Nice.
Dan Likes To Suck Dick And A Nice Ass
Dan The Poké-Man!
Dan-Cutler: I See The Eyes Of Heaven Everynight Before I Sleep