Call The Police

Fartgallery: *Robs A Cafe With A “No Phones. Talk To Each Other” Sign Because No One Can Call The Police*

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Askinnyblackman: We Joke About This But In Norfolk Va People Actually Called The Police Because There Was A Labradoodle That Got Loose And They Thought It Was A Baby Lion

Blackguyandrew: Call The Police I Dont Give A Fuck

Surejohn221B: If There’s No Magic Reveal Next Week I’m Calling The Police

Muffinmachine: My Grandpa Got His First Spam Email And He Called The Police

🌿Happy 4/20 I'm Calling The Police On Every Single Last One Of You🍀

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Arteater: I’m Calling The Police

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Zerosuit: If Youre Reading This I Already Called The Police

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Muffinmachine: My Grandpa Got His First Spam Email And He Called The Police

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Revolutionarykoolaid:#Every28Hours (2/23/15): Meet Janisha. Janisha Was Involved In A Domestic Dispute With Her Girlfriend, Which Resulted In Her Girlfriend Calling The Police To Take Her In For A Mental Health Evaluation. Janisha’s Girlfriend Warned

7Mangoes: Darkerskin: Know That I’ve Enjoyed Sunshine I’m Literally Calling The Police Right Now

Everythingfox: House Intruders (Don’t Call The Police)

Muffinmachine: My Grandpa Got His First Spam Email And He Called The Police

Muffinmachine: My Grandpa Got His First Spam Email And He Called The Police

Arteater: I’m Calling The Police

Meladoodle: If I Become A Drug Dealer I’m Gonna Say To My Customers ‘Now Put That In Your Pipe And Smoke It” And We’d All Laugh And Then I’d Call The Police Because Drugs Are Fucking Illegal

Zerosuit: If Youre Reading This I Already Called The Police Lol!!!!!

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Dirtylittledamsel: Alizena: #This Could Be Us But You Keep Calling The Police

Kawaiians: Fall In Love With Me Or Ill Call The Police

Muffinmachine: My Grandpa Got His First Spam Email And He Called The Police

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Muffinmachine: My Grandpa Got His First Spam Email And He Called The Police

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616Valkyrie: Someone Call The Police Because We Were Robbed

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Meladoodle: If I Become A Drug Dealer I’m Gonna Say To My Customers ‘Now Put That In Your Pipe And Smoke It” And We’d All Laugh And Then I’d Call The Police Because Drugs Are Fucking Illegal

Vvebkinz: If Youre Sweaty And You Try To Touch Me I Will Call The Police

Fartgallery: *Robs A Cafe With A “No Phones. Talk To Each Other” Sign Because No One Can Call The Police*

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I Don't Care, Call The Police

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Muffinmachine:my Grandpa Got His First Spam Email And He Called The Police

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Everythingfox:house Intruders (Don’t Call The Police)

Wingscanspeak: Hola, Wingamigos! Hollymim Here! Lets See How Many Pumpkins I Can Put On Guilian Before She Wakes Up! There We Go Children. If You Find My Body Call The Police.

Wingscanspeak: Hola, Wingamigos! Hollymim Here! Lets See How Many Pumpkins I Can Put On Guilian Before She Wakes Up! There We Go Children. If You Find My Body Call The Police.

Alizena: #This Could Be Us But You Keep Calling The Police

Meladoodle: If I Become A Drug Dealer I’m Gonna Say To My Customers ‘Now Put That In Your Pipe And Smoke It” And We’d All Laugh And Then I’d Call The Police Because Drugs Are Fucking Illegal

Everythingfox: House Intruders (Don’t Call The Police)

Chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: Called The Police Department.

Lordwillin: Please If You See Him Call The Police !!

🌿Happy 4/20 I'm Calling The Police On Every Single Last One Of You🍀

Dkc2: I Would Call The Police Then Papa John Himself

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