My Mommy Fucks

You Drilled A Hole Going From Your Walk In Closet To Your Mom&Amp;Rsquo;S. The Hole Is Hidden In The Dark So She Can&Amp;Rsquo;T See It. You Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Wait To Show This Hole To Your Alpha Male Friend, Pretending It&Amp;Rsquo;S From Termites, Knowing He&Amp;Rsquo;Ll

You Came Home To Find Out Your Brother Was Holding A Huge Party. It&Amp;Rsquo;S 2 A.m. You Come In To See A Crowd Of People Drunkenly Dancing And Arguing. You See Your Brother Passed Out On The Floor With Penis&Amp;Rsquo;S Drawn On His Face. You Go Upstairs Wonde

Mothersworkisneverdone: …You Lost The Game And Your Mother Pays The Price For You.

The Picture Your Friend Keeps In His Binder. It&Amp;Rsquo;S A Picture Of Your Mom. He Keeps It In There Along With Hundreds Of Poems He&Amp;Rsquo;S Written About Her. He Thinks Of Her As Untouchable To All The Scum In The World. He Appreciates All The Little

Your Mom Is The School Gym Teacher. All The Boys Love Her. Well&Amp;Hellip; They Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Love Her, Per Se, They Love Her Ass. As Much As This Bothers You, You Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Help But Sympathize With Other Horny Teenagers Whenever They Lust For A Girl. Even

You&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Seen Your Mom Naked Before. You&Amp;Rsquo;Re One Of Two People Who Have. The Other Being Your Dad. There Are Thousands Of Other Men Who Would Have Killed For The Chance To See Your Mom Naked. You Know Because You See Them In The Street Looking

The Camera He Set Up In Your Mom&Amp;Rsquo;S Room Caught And Image Of The Pussy You Fell Out Of. That Was Used To Humiliate You For The Rest Of Your Life. You Wonder If He&Amp;Rsquo;D Enjoy Doing This To You As Much As He Does If He Knew That You Enjoyed It Even

Your Wrists Are In Pain Due To The Ropes Digging Into Them. You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Looking At Your Mom In Her Pretty Eyes While These Men Are Rummaging Through Her Stuff. They&Amp;Rsquo;Re Pulling Out All Her Drawers. Taking Her Jewelry, And Looking For Any Money We

You Were On Vacation With Your Lifelong Friend And His Mom. Your Mom Was There As Well. You Rented A Boat So Everybody Could Have A Good Time Swimming Out At Sea. When You Were Still Docked And Getting Ready Four Frat Boy Type Guys Came Up To Your Boat.

You Used To Love To Search The Net For Candid Images Of Women In Public Minding Their Own Business. You Used To Relish In The Fact That Your Were Jacking Off To Somebody&Amp;Rsquo;S Wife, Girlfriend, Sister, Daughter, Or Mother. One Of The Arguments Against

That Cat Was Always Such An Asshole. He&Amp;Rsquo;D Eat The Ham From Your Sandwiches, And Sleep On Your Chest At Night. Even Though You Know He Knows You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Allergic. You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Too Afraid To Tell Your Mom That You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Being Terrorized By The

Imagine The Satisfaction Of Your Bully As He Sits On His Couch With His Pants Off And Stares At Your Bottomless Mother Looking Back At Him Lovingly. To Think You Almost Wanted To Stop This Moment From Happening Once. When You Got So Horny You Had No Choic

You Started Work At The Surveillance Equipment Shop. You Loved It. The People You Worked With Were Very Nice To You, Although They Thought You Were Kind Of Weird. You Could Tell. But At Least They Weren&Amp;Rsquo;T Rude About It. You Finally Felt Like You

When Your Mom Wanted A Personal Trainer You Knew Just Who It Should Be. You Told Her About One Guy You Knew In School Who Is Now A Personal Trainer For A Living. You Told Her To Give Him A Call But You Said That She Shouldn&Amp;Rsquo;T Tell Him You Told Her

You Were Always Told By Your Mom That Things Would Be Different When You Passed High School. You Were Told That The Bullies, Jocks, And Cool Kids Would All Grow Up To Be Losers, And The Outcasts, Such As Yourself, Would Be The Ones To Grow Up To See Perso

The Heist Was Going Along As Planned. The Charges Were Set, The Getaway Car Was In Place, The Plain-Clothes Security Would Be Distracted For The Next Hour, And Your Escape Route Had Been Cleared By Virtue Of Fake Quarantine. You Were Waiting In Place

You And Your Mom Are Going Back To Her Old Country, Where She Used To Live Up Until She Was 8 Years Old. At First You Thought You&Amp;Rsquo;D Be Intimidated By This New Land, With New Customs And Rules, But It Turned Out You Were Having Quite A Bit Of Fun.

What Was Happening. Those Pills Should Have Kicked In 20 Minutes Ago. Your Brother&Amp;Rsquo;S Enemy Would Be Here Any Second. How Would You Explain It To Your Mom That The Boy Who Put Your Brother In A Coma After Sacking Him In Football Just Came By For

Your Mom Was Almost Too Perfect To Exist. A Mythological Being, Come To Earth In Human Form To Make It A Brighter Place. A Celtic Goddess Of Security, Who Traded Eternity As A Divinity For A Short Lifetime As Your Mother. To Say That You Were Lucky To

Have You Ever Been Strangely Fond Of Someone That Everything In Your Brain And Heart Tells You You Should Hate? Sure You Do! He Works At The Local Gas Station And Sells Drugs To The Kids From The Nearby High School In His Free Time. Everybody Seems To

You Don’t Know Why Your Mom Lived Her Life So Precautiously And Conservatively. Even You, The Biggest Pussy Ass Faggot Ever (Or So Your Old High School Bullies Used To Say As They Kicked You In The Stomach And Spit On Your Hunched Up Wiry Frame As You

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