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Daddys-Helper: My Dad Never Plays Favourites - He Makes Sure My Brother And I Know That He Loves Us Equally.

Possessive-Daddy:some Cuckqueanâ€™S Fantasy. My Dad Loves My Taste In Men, And Boys Too.â

Is It Just My Dad Or Does Every Brown Dad Do This?

Oh Jeez, Every Year Is The Same Thing With My Dad, He Promises Me He Wouldnâ€™T Bother Me During At Least Christmas, But The Second He Sees Me Wearing My Usual Christmas Outfit Heâ€™S All Over Me And I Can Never Get Him To Stop! I Just Wished Heâ€™D Finis

You: Was That My Dad That Just Left? Your Girlfriend: Yeah, He Was Telling Me About How Much You Guys Have Been Fighting So I Figured I Would Invite Him Over For A Bit. You: Listen Honey I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Think You Should Do That Anymore, He&Amp;Rsquo;S Been

As An Exercise And As A Gift For My Dad, I Drew An Updated Version Of This Old Artwork Of Some Old Oc Story I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Remember (There Was This Guy In His Shop And A Blond Guy With An Old Car And&Amp;Hellip;???) Back Then I Also Had A Really Bad Skinny

My Dad Said He&Amp;Rsquo;D Buy Me A Van So That I Could Do This. Top Bloke My Dad :)

My Dad And My Lil Sis @Marell_Official My Dad Had That Curl Tho!!

Dad-Forced-Me-Gay: I Look Back And See Its My Dad’s Cock Filling My Ass. I Know It’s Wrong But It Turns Me On So Bad. His Massive Dick Fills My Ass Better Than Anyone Else’s Has. Uncle Joe: First Night With My Uncle Swapped By My Step-Dad Entertaining

Oh My God The Local Adult Contemporary Station Picked Up Katy Perry&Amp;Rsquo;S &Amp;Ldquo;Dark Horse&Amp;Rdquo; A Month Or Two Ago And It Turns Out My Dad Loves It. And He Just Turned The Volume Up Downstairs And Is Singing Along He Is A Terrible Singer Oh Lord

My Dad Sent Me This Photo Of A Snowman He Made. I Fuckin Love My Dad

My-Dads-The-King-Of-Hell: My-Dads-The-King-Of-Hell: So Apparently An Arm Can Sell On The Black Market For $885, ($500 For The Shoulder Plus $385 For The Hand An Forearm) And A Leg Can Sell For $500 (At Least Thats The Lowest Price Of An Albino Leg

I Haven’t Been Able To Do Some Lineless Art In A While So Its Good To Know That I Still Have A Lot Of Fun With It!Also This Is My Chirstmas Present For My Dad And I Wanted To Post It Here Because I’m Pretty Happy With It

Cop-Puncher-666: Cyphella: S/O To The Kids Who Got Uglier When Puberty Hit I Feel Yall 100% S/O To Me I’m Ripped As Hell And My Dick Is Huge And I Fuck Sex Women All Day In My Nice Car And My Dad Can’t Make Me Eat Dirt Fuck You Dad Fuck You Dad

Iizanimeaddict: My Dad Just Came Into My Room And Shouted At Me In Klingon. Am I More Embarrassed That He Did That Or That I Know He Said I Was A Disappointment To The Empire?

Izayas-Dick: So Get This, I’m At Work With My Dad And Uncle (They Put Up Erosion Fence) And I’m Getting Paid And Stuff. We’re On Break And My Uncle Says, “Well, Now You’ll Have Money To Buy Your Anime Books.” And My Dad Just Says, “It’s

My-Dads-The-King-Of-Hell: My-Dads-The-King-Of-Hell: So Apparently An Arm Can Sell On The Black Market For $885, ($500 For The Shoulder Plus $385 For The Hand An Forearm) And A Leg Can Sell For $500 (At Least Thats The Lowest Price Of An Albino Leg

@Annabanks: Grabbed Lunch With My Dad, My Aunt And Jordan. Although Camera Man Insisted On Snapping The Photo For Us.

My Dad Informed Me Last Night At Dinner That My First Son&Amp;Rsquo;S First Name Must Be John Because His Name And His Dad&Amp;Rsquo;S Name Is John. I Was Like Ok. In My Head I Was Like &Amp;Ldquo; Along As You Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Care If His Middle Name Is Hamish&Amp;Quot;

Unsuccessfulmetalbenders: Honestly My Dad Is Such A Freak He Never Says Goodnight Like A Normal Person He Just Says “I’ll Be Back” And He Goes Upstairs And When You Ask Where He Is Or Go Looking For Him Hes Asleep And The Next Morning When You

Glaxeon:my Dad Asked Me Why I Had 2 Rewind N Take A Picture Lmao He Doesn’t Understand… Shoulda Said, “Dad You Ain’t Never Had Dee&Amp;Rsquo;S Nuts?”

My Dad Put This On My Door I Thought It Was Nice Thx Dad

My-Dads-The-King-Of-Hell: My-Dads-The-King-Of-Hell: So Apparently An Arm Can Sell On The Black Market For $885, ($500 For The Shoulder Plus $385 For The Hand An Forearm) And A Leg Can Sell For $500 (At Least Thats The Lowest Price Of An Albino Leg

My-Dads-The-King-Of-Hell: My-Dads-The-King-Of-Hell: So Apparently An Arm Can Sell On The Black Market For $885, ($500 For The Shoulder Plus $385 For The Hand An Forearm) And A Leg Can Sell For $500 (At Least Thats The Lowest Price Of An Albino Leg

My-Dads-The-King-Of-Hell: My-Dads-The-King-Of-Hell: So Apparently An Arm Can Sell On The Black Market For $885, ($500 For The Shoulder Plus $385 For The Hand An Forearm) And A Leg Can Sell For $500 (At Least Thats The Lowest Price Of An Albino Leg

I Went Downstairs To Get Coffee And Got Roped Into A Convo With My Dad And Of Course He Had To Hug Me And Kiss Me And It Made My Skin Crawl. He Couldn&Amp;Rsquo;T Talk To Me Without Staring At My Boobs So I Ran Back To My Bedroom And He Followed Me And Kept

Amovible: My Dad Is Half Turkish And Palestinian So He Held Up A Mayo “With Olives” Jar And Was Like “Look Its Me” Your Dad Is So Cool

If The Chrome I&Amp;Rsquo;M Flooding Your Dash With Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T Already Inform You, I Think I&Amp;Rsquo;M Turning Into My Dad&Amp;Hellip; He Would Be So Proud. Now, Next Time I See Him, We Need To Have A Car And Driver Lesson With All His (3,000+) Toy Cars, Going

My-Dads-The-King-Of-Hell: My-Dads-The-King-Of-Hell: So Apparently An Arm Can Sell On The Black Market For $885, ($500 For The Shoulder Plus $385 For The Hand An Forearm) And A Leg Can Sell For $500 (At Least Thats The Lowest Price Of An Albino Leg

My-Dads-The-King-Of-Hell: My-Dads-The-King-Of-Hell: So Apparently An Arm Can Sell On The Black Market For $885, ($500 For The Shoulder Plus $385 For The Hand An Forearm) And A Leg Can Sell For $500 (At Least Thats The Lowest Price Of An Albino Leg

When I Was 7 I Was Heelying Through The Mall With My Family &Amp;Amp; The Mall Cop Told Us To Stop So My Dad Handed Him Chapstick &Amp;Amp; Said &Amp;Ldquo;Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Hurt Your Lips When You Kiss My Ass.&Amp;Rdquo; And We All Heelied Away.

Undercovermcdfan: Jon-Snow: When We Were Babies My Dad Was A Stay-At-Home Dad While My Mom Kicked Ass In The Courtroom But He Would Carry My Twin Brother And Me Around With One Baby On The Front And One On His Back In Backpacks And Women Would Come

My Mother Keeps Saying That She Does Everthing Like Cooking The Dinner And Writing Bills For My Dads Clients And Cleaning. But It&Amp;Rsquo;S Not Like My Dad Does Nothing, He Works Really Hard. And It&Amp;Rsquo;S Not Like I Do Nothing. She Keeps Going On About

So Dad Just Came Home With A Little Lemongrass Candle For Me And He Said He Thought Of Me When He Saw That It Was Made From Soy Wax. I Love My Dad.

Pooping At My Dad&Amp;Rsquo;S Apt Is The Worst Bc The Toilet Is Too High. It&Amp;Rsquo;S So Uncomfortable

My-Dads-The-King-Of-Hell: My-Dads-The-King-Of-Hell: So Apparently An Arm Can Sell On The Black Market For $885, ($500 For The Shoulder Plus $385 For The Hand An Forearm) And A Leg Can Sell For $500 (At Least Thats The Lowest Price Of An Albino Leg

Fairyneko: Fairyneko: My Dad Being Adorbs. 🌸 (He/Him Or They/Them) He’s Doing It Again Ugh So Cute(Also Happy Early Birthday Old Man! ♥️) Yaaaad Dad. Get It. Happy Birthday From Your Aussie Daughter.

My Dad Just Let Me Play With His Phone Cause There Was An Android Update He Was Telling Me About And He Had The Tumblr App So I Of Course Was Like “You Have Tumblr???” And He Goes “Don’t Open It” So My Dad Has A Porn Blog :-)))))) Fucking Joy

My-Dads-The-King-Of-Hell: My-Dads-The-King-Of-Hell: So Apparently An Arm Can Sell On The Black Market For $885, ($500 For The Shoulder Plus $385 For The Hand An Forearm) And A Leg Can Sell For $500 (At Least Thats The Lowest Price Of An Albino Leg

Look At What My Dad Bought Me Today ;A; Omggggg &Amp;Lt;333

Cyanidecatt Replied To Your Post: Why Must People Take Your Food Without&Amp;Hellip;My Step-Dad Did That Once A Few Years Ago. I’m Still Bitter About It.my Dad Bought Two Of These 4 Pack Of Muffins, They Were Buy One Get One Freeso He Got Me The Chocolate

Shotaqueenie: Shotaqueenie: Okay So My Grandparents Gave Me This Naruto Video Game For Christmas And I Haven’t Really Played It At All, But My Dad Freaking Loves It I Didn’t Even Know He Was Playing It Until A While Ago He Came Up To Me And

My-Dads-The-King-Of-Hell: My-Dads-The-King-Of-Hell: So Apparently An Arm Can Sell On The Black Market For $885, ($500 For The Shoulder Plus $385 For The Hand An Forearm) And A Leg Can Sell For $500 (At Least Thats The Lowest Price Of An Albino Leg

Im Demoing At My School&Amp;Rsquo;S Artists Gallery Show And My Dad Works In Printing So He Printed A Couple Pieces Of Mine All Fancy Like With The Good Glossy Paper N Stuff And I Think They Look Pretty Rad!

Okay Speaking Of Irl Character Stuff I’m Pretty Sure I Can Pull Of Jasper At The Very Leastme And My Friends Are Talking About Going To A Con And Cosplaying Homeworld Gems And Im Gonna Be Jasper, Now All I Need Is My Dad To Pay For My Gym Membership

I Was Taking The Requested Selfie When My Dad Started To Attempt To Sing Some R&Amp;Amp;B Song And I Just About Lost It

How Do I Stop My Dad From Walking In On Me While I&Amp;Rsquo;M Dancing To Songs Or Doing Dumb Things In General

My Dad Has Been Anything But There For Me, I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Understand How He Can Have The Audacity To Try And Dictate How I Manage My Life. You Clearly Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T Give A Shit When You Were W/ Your Whores So How Bout We Quit The Dad Of The Year Act. I

Smnius: “My Dad’s Had A Rough Couple Years, And… I Know That It Must Not Have Been Easy To Raise Me Alone. He’s Kind Of A Weird Guy, But I Love Him A Lot.” Thank You @Dreamdaddygame For Blessing Us W/ Trans Dad Representation!!

My-Dads-The-King-Of-Hell: My-Dads-The-King-Of-Hell: So Apparently An Arm Can Sell On The Black Market For $885, ($500 For The Shoulder Plus $385 For The Hand An Forearm) And A Leg Can Sell For $500 (At Least Thats The Lowest Price Of An Albino Leg