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Princessxming:  Domculture:  Women Hate Each Other. They Can’t Help It. It Makes

Princessxming: Domculture: Women Hate Each Other. They Can’t Help It. It Makes My Cock So Hard When You Can See The Pure Malice On One Cunt’s Face As She Degrades Another. How I Get My Mom To Buy Me Whatever I Want Lol I Want A Girl To Be Mean

Macksassie:  Persianartkid:  Asthetick:  Background: I Came Out To My Parents As

Macksassie: Persianartkid: Asthetick: Background: I Came Out To My Parents As Gay Last Month.  This Easter Morning, I Come Downstairs To Find My Basket (A Tradition In My Family) And I Can’t Find It Anywhere. My Mom Gives Me A Hint: “It’s Where

Silktum:  Persianartkid:  Asthetick:  Background: I Came Out To My Parents As Gay

Silktum: Persianartkid: Asthetick: Background: I Came Out To My Parents As Gay Last Month.  This Easter Morning, I Come Downstairs To Find My Basket (A Tradition In My Family) And I Can’t Find It Anywhere. My Mom Gives Me A Hint: “It’s Where

Faeri-Sami:  D.va Discovers The Wonders Of Pink Hair And Never Comes Back From It

Faeri-Sami: D.va Discovers The Wonders Of Pink Hair And Never Comes Back From It Ft. Ripped Mom Also Known As @Blizzard Give Us Pink Haired D.va Pls Anyways The Whole Idea Came From This Amazing Fanart By @Flowersilk Go Love It Srsly Comissions

Trans-Mom: Unpopular Opinion But Gender Is Fucking Fake And If Someone Doesn’t

Trans-Mom: Unpopular Opinion But Gender Is Fucking Fake And If Someone Doesn’t Want To Identify As A “Man,” “Woman,” Or Your Pre-Approved Non-Binary™ Terms Then So Fucking Be It. If Someone Wants To Be Stargender Then Who Cares It Has Zero

Mind–Master:  Since Megamind Is Becoming More Appreciated As The Masterpiece Of

Mind–Master: Since Megamind Is Becoming More Appreciated As The Masterpiece Of Cinema It Is, Here Are My Favorite Lines In No Particular Order: Metroman’s Mom: “Oh, Wow! A Baby!” Metroman’s Dad: “Ah Yes, I Saw It And Thought Of You.”Metroman’s

Persianartkid:  Asthetick:  Background: I Came Out To My Parents As Gay Last Month. 

Persianartkid: Asthetick: Background: I Came Out To My Parents As Gay Last Month.  This Easter Morning, I Come Downstairs To Find My Basket (A Tradition In My Family) And I Can’t Find It Anywhere. My Mom Gives Me A Hint: “It’s Where You Were

Inktober #29 The First Halloween Costume I Can Remember Choosing Was Rainbow Brite.

Inktober #29 The First Halloween Costume I Can Remember Choosing Was Rainbow Brite. My Mom Sewed It For Me And I Wore It Two Years In A Row. When I Watched The Movies I Saw As A Kid Again, I Realized What A Badass She Was. She Was The Undisputed Leader

All The Text Said Was, “Mom Bought Me Some New Lingerie.”I Smiled As I Saw The

All The Text Said Was, “Mom Bought Me Some New Lingerie.”I Smiled As I Saw The Picture And Found Out What I Was Going To Be Removing From My Daughter’s Hot Body.i Was, Once Again, So Glad We Went Along With It When Our Daughter Seduced Us - It’s

Ratfightbehindthefridge:  Thecommonchick:  *On Phone* Mom: Did You Take The Chicken

Ratfightbehindthefridge: Thecommonchick: *On Phone* Mom: Did You Take The Chicken Out The Freezer? Me: Yes. *Hangs Up* I Just Want Everyone To Know That Your Microwave Has A Button That Says “Defrost.” It’s Not The Same As Heating It. 30 Minutes

Nicholas-Brauns:look, Mom, I’m A Fuck-Up And I’m An Outcast And That’s It.

Nicholas-Brauns:look, Mom, I’m A Fuck-Up And I’m An Outcast And That’s It. You Come Near Me, You’re Gonna Get It - You’re Gonna Get Fucked Over And Fucked Out! Al Pacino As Sonny Wortzik Dog Day Afternoon (1975)

Faeri-Sami: D.va Discovers The Wonders Of Pink Hair And Never Comes Back From It

Faeri-Sami: D.va Discovers The Wonders Of Pink Hair And Never Comes Back From It Ft. Ripped Mom Also Known As @Blizzard Give Us Pink Haired D.va Pls Anyways The Whole Idea Came From This Amazing Fanart By @Flowersilk Go Love It Srsly Comissions So

Trans-Mom:  Tumblr Is A Very Bizarrely Conservative Place When It Comes To Sex. Like

Trans-Mom: Tumblr Is A Very Bizarrely Conservative Place When It Comes To Sex. Like You Got People Being Like “It’s Time To End Sex Positivity” As If We Ever Actually Had Sex Positivity, People Basically Wanting To Bash Gay Men At Pride Cuz They’re

Theycallhimcake: Made A Basic Chart To Sort Of Illustrate How Everyone Feels About

Theycallhimcake: Made A Basic Chart To Sort Of Illustrate How Everyone Feels About Each Other (Mostly As A Reference For Myself.) Text Is Probably A Little Small, So You’ll Have To Click It To Read It Properly.  Implant Mom Isn’t A Normal Part Of

When I Was A Kid I Used To Resent My Mom For Not Being There And My Dad For Basically

When I Was A Kid I Used To Resent My Mom For Not Being There And My Dad For Basically Leaving Me With Two Total Strangers. But Now As An Adult, With Some Perspective, I Kind Of Ain’t Angry About It At All. It Was Fucked Up, But I Turned Out Alright.

Boxerlovers:  This Is My Boxer Gypsy.  We Love Her So Much It’s Ridiculous.  Recently

Boxerlovers: This Is My Boxer Gypsy.  We Love Her So Much It’s Ridiculous.  Recently My Mom Got 8 Baby Chickens And It Confused The Crap Out Of Her.  But She Quickly Accepted Them As Her Long Lost Puppies And All Is Right With The World.  I Need

Brutalfaerie Replied To Your Post:  Saw My Mom Yesterday.  F&Amp;Hellip; Would It

Brutalfaerie Replied To Your Post: Saw My Mom Yesterday.  F&Amp;Hellip; Would It Be Weird To Take Your Dog To Graham’s House? (I Don’t Know Anything About Pet Ettiquite. Pettiquette.) He Has Two Cats, So It Wouldn&Amp;Rsquo;T Be Weird So Much As Potentially

Cheeseanonioncrisps:  Trans-Mom: So Many People Think They’re Incapable Of Cooking

Cheeseanonioncrisps: Trans-Mom: So Many People Think They’re Incapable Of Cooking But Like, You Absolutely Can Cook. Everyone Can. It’s A Learned Skill That Takes Time And Attempt To Get Better At It. “I Can’t Even Cook Eggs” Buddy As Simple

Momilitofuckyou:  It Started As Something I Needed, Then My Mom Needed It Too

Momilitofuckyou: It Started As Something I Needed, Then My Mom Needed It Too

Ktisr:  My Friends Sister Was Telling Me About How In Highschool A Guy Tried To Take

Ktisr: My Friends Sister Was Telling Me About How In Highschool A Guy Tried To Take A Picture Up Her Skirt As She Was Walking Up Stairs And She Saw, Grabbed His Phone, Broke It In Half, And Handed It Back To Him And Said “You Can Tell Your Mom Why

Ktisr: My Friends Sister Was Telling Me About How In Highschool A Guy Tried To Take

Ktisr: My Friends Sister Was Telling Me About How In Highschool A Guy Tried To Take A Picture Up Her Skirt As She Was Walking Up Stairs And She Saw, Grabbed His Phone, Broke It In Half, And Handed It Back To Him And Said “You Can Tell Your Mom Why Your

Mind–Master:since Megamind Is Becoming More Appreciated As The Masterpiece Of Cinema

Mind–Master:since Megamind Is Becoming More Appreciated As The Masterpiece Of Cinema It Is, Here Are My Favorite Lines In No Particular Order:metroman’s Mom: “Oh, Wow! A Baby!” Metroman’s Dad: “Ah Yes, I Saw It And Thought Of You.”Metroman’s

Persianartkid:  Asthetick:  Background: I Came Out To My Parents As Gay Last Month. 

Persianartkid: Asthetick: Background: I Came Out To My Parents As Gay Last Month.  This Easter Morning, I Come Downstairs To Find My Basket (A Tradition In My Family) And I Can’t Find It Anywhere. My Mom Gives Me A Hint: “It’s Where You Were

For-Mom-And-Sis:  I Knew Where My Brother Worked As A Stripper, So I Knew Exactly

For-Mom-And-Sis: I Knew Where My Brother Worked As A Stripper, So I Knew Exactly Where To Go For My Bachelorette Party. It Was So Liberating To Have His Cum Cover My Face In Front Of All My Friends. And I Made Sure Some Of It Was Left In My Hair When

Shayem28:  Theheftyhideaway:  I Wanna Go There!  Dante’s Inferno Is On The Boardwalk

Shayem28: Theheftyhideaway: I Wanna Go There! Dante’s Inferno Is On The Boardwalk Where I Live And I Used To Be So Terrified Of It As A Kid That I Would Avoid Walking By It And Whenever I Saw The Three Headed Demon Thing I Would Cry And My Mom Made

Momilitofuckyou:  It Started As Something I Needed, Then My Mom Needed It Too

Momilitofuckyou: It Started As Something I Needed, Then My Mom Needed It Too

Milf-Addiction:fuck Hot Moms Near You!Make A Free Profile  What Do You Think Of My

Milf-Addiction:fuck Hot Moms Near You!Make A Free Profile What Do You Think Of My Pussy Son I Have Just Shaved It Do You Want To Try It First Before Your Father,I Will Take That As A Yes Then By The Look Of That Swelling Up In Your Shorts 

Mouseofcards:  Sixpenceeeblog:  Alicia Williams, A Mom In Irving, Texas, Dressed

Mouseofcards: Sixpenceeeblog: Alicia Williams, A Mom In Irving, Texas, Dressed Up As A Head In A Freezer. It Was Quickly Dubbed The Best Costume Of The Year, With Some People Even Initially Thinking It Was Real. This Is So Fucking Good!

Edwardspoonhands:  Karenhallion:  Topherchris:  So, This Argument. “Kids Do Best

Edwardspoonhands: Karenhallion: Topherchris: So, This Argument. “Kids Do Best With A Mom And Dad!” My Dad Abandoned Me As A Kid And Then I Had A Shitty Stepdad. That Really Sucks, But It Happens, And It Has Nothing To Do With Gay People Getting

Wilwheaton:  Edwardspoonhands:  Karenhallion:  Topherchris:  So, This Argument. “Kids

Wilwheaton: Edwardspoonhands: Karenhallion: Topherchris: So, This Argument. “Kids Do Best With A Mom And Dad!” My Dad Abandoned Me As A Kid And Then I Had A Shitty Stepdad. That Really Sucks, But It Happens, And It Has Nothing To Do With Gay People

Chronicpain09:  Spadenightmaren:spadenightmaren:  My Mom Found This Old Toy From

Chronicpain09: Spadenightmaren:spadenightmaren: My Mom Found This Old Toy From When I Was Little And It Makes This Noise When You Squeeze It As A Spoonie I Make That Noise Often

Persianartkid:  Asthetick:  Background: I Came Out To My Parents As Gay Last Month. 

Persianartkid: Asthetick: Background: I Came Out To My Parents As Gay Last Month.  This Easter Morning, I Come Downstairs To Find My Basket (A Tradition In My Family) And I Can’t Find It Anywhere. My Mom Gives Me A Hint: “It’s Where You Were

Anyamerchant:  “I Told You I Would Take Care Of You, And I Meant It,” Laura Said,

Anyamerchant: “I Told You I Would Take Care Of You, And I Meant It,” Laura Said, Sliding His Shorts Down And Off Him. “I’ll Do Whatever It Takes To Take Care Of You, Sweetie.” “Mom Wait, This Isn’t…” Julius’s Words Trailed Off As

I Think My Mom Forgets That There&Amp;Rsquo;S Such Thing As Time Zones. I Get That It

I Think My Mom Forgets That There&Amp;Rsquo;S Such Thing As Time Zones. I Get That It Was Only Nine There, But It Was Five Am For Me -.- And She Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T Even Send Me Anything Relevant. I Got A Picture Of Funnel Cakes From Her.

I’m A Really Awful Watercolor Painter But I Do It Anyways. I Painted The Northern

I’m A Really Awful Watercolor Painter But I Do It Anyways. I Painted The Northern Lights In Alaska, Or As My Mom Called It When I Was A Child, “The Green Magic”. I Really Miss Home:/

Driving For The First Time Is Frighting. Mostly When You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Living In Seattle

Driving For The First Time Is Frighting. Mostly When You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Living In Seattle Where It Rains Almost Every Single Day. I Felt Short When I Drove My Mom Car Today, Her Car Is An Old Honda But I Still Felt As If It Was A Tall Big Ass Truck. Backing

Johnisidro:  Y-Okan-Deactivated20181210: &Amp;Ldquo;Give Me The Third Clap&Amp;Rdquo;

Johnisidro: Y-Okan-Deactivated20181210: &Amp;Ldquo;Give Me The Third Clap&Amp;Rdquo; The Mom Thought It Was Her Daughter Giving Her That 3Rd Clap…Little Did She Know That It Was From The Closet :D I Was Scared As Shit In The Theater Lawl

Ktisr:  My Friends Sister Was Telling Me About How In Highschool A Guy Tried To Take

Ktisr: My Friends Sister Was Telling Me About How In Highschool A Guy Tried To Take A Picture Up Her Skirt As She Was Walking Up Stairs And She Saw, Grabbed His Phone, Broke It In Half, And Handed It Back To Him And Said “You Can Tell Your Mom Why

Familyfornication:  Mom Isn’t Very Big, So It’s Easy To Pick Her Up And Use Her

Familyfornication: Mom Isn’t Very Big, So It’s Easy To Pick Her Up And Use Her As I See Fit. She Seems To Enjoy It Too. ;P

Sleepyblob:  Here Are The Actual Gross Passages From Lena Dunham’s Book. Now Stop

Sleepyblob: Here Are The Actual Gross Passages From Lena Dunham’s Book. Now Stop Saying She Was Misquoted Or It’s A Rumor Because She Wrote It Her Damn Self. And As An Added Bonus She Outed Her Sister To Her Mom.

Ktisr:  My Friends Sister Was Telling Me About How In Highschool A Guy Tried To Take

Ktisr: My Friends Sister Was Telling Me About How In Highschool A Guy Tried To Take A Picture Up Her Skirt As She Was Walking Up Stairs And She Saw, Grabbed His Phone, Broke It In Half, And Handed It Back To Him And Said “You Can Tell Your Mom Why

Dreamingofmom:  When Our Adventurous Relationship First Started, My Mom Said That

Dreamingofmom: When Our Adventurous Relationship First Started, My Mom Said That I Could Never Fuck Her Without A Condom. Today It Changed, Though, As Halfway Through She Asked Me To Take It Off And In The End I Got To Fill Her Hole With My Warm Creamy

Momsondelight:  Dreamingofmom:  “Well, Honey, This Is It. It’s Time For You To

Momsondelight: Dreamingofmom: “Well, Honey, This Is It. It’s Time For You To Taste A Real Woman. Are You Ready” - “…”“I’ll Take That As A ‘Yes’.” Mom &Amp;Amp; Son Porn Videos

Sixpenceeeblog:  Alicia Williams, A Mom In Irving, Texas, Dressed Up As A Head In

Sixpenceeeblog: Alicia Williams, A Mom In Irving, Texas, Dressed Up As A Head In A Freezer. It Was Quickly Dubbed The Best Costume Of The Year, With Some People Even Initially Thinking It Was Real.

Surnmersbuffy:    It Was At Times A Long, Difficult Road. But I’m Glad It Was Long

Surnmersbuffy: It Was At Times A Long, Difficult Road. But I’m Glad It Was Long And Difficult, Because If I Hadn’t Gone Through Hell To Get There, The Lesson Might Not Have Been As Clear. You See, Kids, Right From The Moment I Met Your Mom, I Knew…

Ratfightbehindthefridge:  Thecommonchick:  *On Phone* Mom: Did You Take The Chicken

Ratfightbehindthefridge: Thecommonchick: *On Phone* Mom: Did You Take The Chicken Out The Freezer? Me: Yes. *Hangs Up* I Just Want Everyone To Know That Your Microwave Has A Button That Says “Defrost.” It’s Not The Same As Heating It. 30 Minutes

Textsfromwatchpointgibraltar:  My Mom Got Me A Book Called “The Quotable A**Hole”

Textsfromwatchpointgibraltar: My Mom Got Me A Book Called “The Quotable A**Hole” And Depending I Might Make Some Posts On Here With It. I’ll Probably Tag It As… Book Quote Texts If I Do

Mind–Master: Since Megamind Is Becoming More Appreciated As The Masterpiece Of

Mind–Master: Since Megamind Is Becoming More Appreciated As The Masterpiece Of Cinema It Is, Here Are My Favorite Lines In No Particular Order: Metroman’s Mom: “Oh, Wow! A Baby!” Metroman’s Dad: “Ah Yes, I Saw It And Thought Of You.”Metroman’s

Jessthemonkey:  My Mom Uses Masturbation As A Workout Warm-Up. She Claims It Gets

Jessthemonkey: My Mom Uses Masturbation As A Workout Warm-Up. She Claims It Gets Her Blood Pumping And I’m Not Going To Lie, It Gets My Blood Pumping Too…

Macksassie:  Persianartkid:  Asthetick:  Background: I Came Out To My Parents As

Macksassie: Persianartkid: Asthetick: Background: I Came Out To My Parents As Gay Last Month.  This Easter Morning, I Come Downstairs To Find My Basket (A Tradition In My Family) And I Can’t Find It Anywhere. My Mom Gives Me A Hint: “It’s Where

Silktum:  Persianartkid:  Asthetick:  Background: I Came Out To My Parents As Gay

Silktum: Persianartkid: Asthetick: Background: I Came Out To My Parents As Gay Last Month.  This Easter Morning, I Come Downstairs To Find My Basket (A Tradition In My Family) And I Can’t Find It Anywhere. My Mom Gives Me A Hint: “It’s Where

Faeri-Sami: D.va Discovers The Wonders Of Pink Hair And Never Comes Back From It

Faeri-Sami: D.va Discovers The Wonders Of Pink Hair And Never Comes Back From It Ft. Ripped Mom Also Known As @Blizzard Give Us Pink Haired D.va Pls Anyways The Whole Idea Came From This Amazing Fanart By @Flowersilk Go Love It Srsly Comissions

Ktisr:  My Friends Sister Was Telling Me About How In Highschool A Guy Tried To Take

Ktisr: My Friends Sister Was Telling Me About How In Highschool A Guy Tried To Take A Picture Up Her Skirt As She Was Walking Up Stairs And She Saw, Grabbed His Phone, Broke It In Half, And Handed It Back To Him And Said “You Can Tell Your Mom Why

Strixus:  Tumblingus:  Sebhar:  Yes-Master-Thank-You-Master:  The Kum And Go. Or

Strixus: Tumblingus: Sebhar: Yes-Master-Thank-You-Master: The Kum And Go. Or As My Mom Called It, The Ejaculate And Evacuate. We Call It The Jerk And Squirt. Also The Nut And Bolt. I’m Partial To Jizz N Jet Skeet And Skoot. 

Cadenzaart:  Might As Well Post This Old Commission While I’m At It.it’s Outdated

Cadenzaart: Might As Well Post This Old Commission While I’m At It.it’s Outdated ‘Cuz Marcy (Rio/Sierra’s Mom)’S Hair Is Diff Now. But I Don’t Draw Her Much To Begin With And She’s Pretty Undefined So

I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Had Long Hair To My Mid Back My Whole Life And My Mom Never Wanted

I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Had Long Hair To My Mid Back My Whole Life And My Mom Never Wanted Me To Cut It And Looking Back I Think She Liked Keeping It Long Bc Then She Could Pull Me By My Hair As A Punishment Or Drag Me Around When I Was Being Bad. I Know That&Amp;Rsquo;S

La-Diablareina:  I’ve Had Long Hair To My Mid Back My Whole Life And My Mom Never

La-Diablareina: I’ve Had Long Hair To My Mid Back My Whole Life And My Mom Never Wanted Me To Cut It And Looking Back I Think She Liked Keeping It Long Bc Then She Could Pull Me By My Hair As A Punishment Or Drag Me Around When I Was Being Bad. I Know

Saythankyoumaster:  Leanne Had Invited Me Over To Her Parent’s Home Many Times

Saythankyoumaster: Leanne Had Invited Me Over To Her Parent’s Home Many Times And I Hadn’t Had A Chance To Make It. This Time She Insisted That I Come As Her Mom Was Making Her Pineapple Braised Rotisserie Chicken. So This Time, I Made It. At The

A-Difference-Maker:  The Great Gatsby…… Let Me Just Tell You, It Was Absolutely

A-Difference-Maker: The Great Gatsby…… Let Me Just Tell You, It Was Absolutely Perfect. My Mom And I Went To See It Tonight. The Theater Was Completely Full And The Excitement For The Movie Was Amazing.  As We All Know, The Movie Received Terrible

Ktisr:  My Friends Sister Was Telling Me About How In Highschool A Guy Tried To Take

Ktisr: My Friends Sister Was Telling Me About How In Highschool A Guy Tried To Take A Picture Up Her Skirt As She Was Walking Up Stairs And She Saw, Grabbed His Phone, Broke It In Half, And Handed It Back To Him And Said “You Can Tell Your Mom Why