Is My Mom

My Sister Is Just Like My Mom - Hardly Able To Control Her Screaming During Sex.â One Day When They Find Out I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Done Them Both, We&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Have A Great Threesome And We&Amp;Rsquo;Ll See Who Screams The Most.

Maurypovichofficial:3 Years Ago My Aunt Was Diagnosed With Breast Cancer And She Had To Lose Her Hair But My Mom Wasn’t Gonna Let Her Little Sister Go Through This Alone. #Blacksisterhood

Moms-Incest-Diary: This Is My Good Friend Betty. I Let Her Use My Son’s Cock From Time To Time. I Think He Really Had A Lot Of Cum Juice For Her And Made Her A Very Happy Cunt. Nothing Hotter Than Overflowing A Hot Pussy

My Mom Is Just A Dirty Cumrag I Just Dump My Load On Her Anytime I Want

My Mom Begged Me To Move Back Home When I Graduated College. She Even Promised Me She&Amp;Rsquo;D Fuck Me Like She Did The Night I Left. But The Only Thing That&Amp;Rsquo;S Happened Since I Moved Back Is She&Amp;Rsquo;S Taught My Sister And Her Friend How To Suck

Outsanityyy: Too Powerful Not To Reblog… For All Those People Who Have Faught, Or Are Still Fighting. Who Got Through It, Or Who Didn’t. Reblog It For Them. My Mom’s Scar Is Like This But A Peace Sign Going Down From The Other Surgeries She Had.

My Mom Is Visiting Tomorrow&Amp;Hellip; So Weird To Think That When She Was My Age (32) That She Had Two Kids, (8 And 6), She Lived With An Alcoholic Husband, She Worked Fulltime As A Lpn Nurse Working With The Elderly, Went To College Fulltime At Night To

My Hand Is Doing Well From Some Sketches I Did Yesterday, Just Tired Muscles Instead Of Being In Excessive Pain. Today I&Amp;Rsquo;M Going To Limit Myself Down To Just One Little Page Of Doodles Instead Of The Four Or Five I Exploded Yesterday. I Think Some

My Mom And My Grandma Fight With Each Other Even When Their Opinion On A Subject Is Exactly The Same. How The Hell

More Su Doodlesi Love It When Pearl Is Wearing Mom Pants

I Showed My Mom Overwatch Because I Thought She Would Like The Diversity In The Characters. She Was Impressed, Though She Said She Wished There Was An Female African American Character (Who Wasn’t A Robot). So I Decided To Draw One. This Is Oya, A Mercena

My Sister Just Announced She&Amp;Rsquo;S Getting Married To The Guy Who Got Her Pregnant After She Cheated On Her Ex. My Mom Is Trying Not To Throw The Gravy At Her. Happy Thanksgiving

My Mom Is 67. When She Passes Away I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Know How Much Longer I&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Stick Around Cuz When I Get This Depressed Not Hurting Her Is The Only Reason I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Kill Myself. Like When I&Amp;Rsquo;M Happy, I&Amp;Rsquo;M Truly Happy&Amp;Hellip;I Enjoy

10241) My Mom Once Told Me That The Reason I Identify As A Girl Is Because I Want To Be Special.

Today My Mom Texted Me While She Was At Work To Tell Me That Drinking One Cup Of Coffee At Starbucks Is Equivalent To Eating 8.5 Scoops Of Chocolate Ice Cream. I C Wat Ur Doin Mum. I Ain&Amp;Rsquo;T Neva Gonna Stop Drinkin Coffee.

Airbenderedacted: Pumpkinpiepuppy: Babypaintbrush: Babypaintbrush: My Mom Just Sent Me This He’s Famous Now This Is Quality Entertainment Im Crying. If U Don’t Pay Attention You Dont Even See The Push He Just Ascends

Mystic-Chord: So For Pride, My Mom Made A Rainbow Challah, Thought You Guys Might Wanna See It. Here It Is Before It Went In The Oven: After: And When You Cut It Open:

My Mom Is Annoyed Bc She Thinks I&Amp;Rsquo;M Eating All The Almond Roca But I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Even Care I Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Hear Her Snarky Comments Over The Roca I&Amp;Rsquo;M Unwrapping And Shoving In My Mouth

My Mom Is Telling Me How She&Amp;Rsquo;S Hurt That I Left The Way I Did. And All I&Amp;Rsquo;M Thinking Is Nope, I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Care, I&Amp;Rsquo;M Not Regretting This Decision After All The Bullshit You And The Rest Of This Family Have Put Me Through For Twenty-One

Someone Please Be My Mom I&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Try And Do Something Nice For Mother&Amp;Rsquo;S Day I Just Want A Maternal Figure Please Take Care Of Me

Agenderreid: Someone Please Be My Mom I’ll Try And Do Something Nice For Mother’s Day I Just Want A Maternal Figure Please Take Care Of Me This Is Not A Joke Please Nurture Me I Promise I&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Be Good.

Hardisonparker Replied To Your Post “Hardisonparker Replied To Your Post “My Mom Said They Might Let You&Amp;Hellip;” She Says Everybody Gets One Tell Her Not Necessarily When Your Team Is A Fucking Mess (Jk They Score Plenty Of Points It&Amp;Rsquo;S Just

Twomamahomestead: • 12 Years Ago, I Sat In A Nearby Church Abashedly Asking God To Help Me Get Over My Feelings For A Girl • 6 Years Ago, My Mom &Amp;Amp; I Both Cried As I Told Her I Was Dating A Woman, A Coming Out Confession Long Overdue • Tonight,

Knightic: When My Little Brother Was Even Littler My Mom Came Up With The 小兔子 Bunny Game To Get Him To Eat (It Took Forever For Him To Finish Meals)

My Mom Just Called And She’s Scheduled For Surgery On 30Th. This. Month. On Top Of That, My Employer Company’s Rep Is Here To Have A Chat With All The Workers From That Company&Amp;Hellip; And&Amp;Hellip; I Just Sense It’s Not Going To Be Pretty. As A Side

I’m Going To The Renaissance Faire Today ‘Cause My Mom Wants To Go And Its Mother’s Day So That’s What We’re Going To Do. So I’ll Probably Be Offline For Most Of The Day (I’d Probably Be Offline Anyway Since Its Mother’s Day) But Who

Pessimistic-Pizza: Ok Theres Not Enough Of Pearl In Mom Jeans Ok Please This Is My Aesthetic,,,,,

My Mom And Little Sister Are Watching Some Cooking Competition Show And One Of The Contestants Is Named Aarti, Pronounced Like Artie, Which Keeps Distracting Me Because I&Amp;Rsquo;M Not Used To Hearing My Name So Much On Tv

My Family Is Back From Vacation And My Mom Got Me Some Gummy Bears

My Little Sister Is Brushing Her Teeth And I Can Hear Her Bragging To My Mom That She&Amp;Rsquo;S Going To Be Taller Than Me Soon Lol

Helloooo-Trickster: Hey Look Guys It’s Me. I Was So Close To Not Uploading This Because I’m Lame, But Hey :D I Talk With My Hands A Lot. And Yes, That’s My Mom You Hear At The End. /Creepin

Shutthefuckupcas: Shutthefuckupcas: Shutthefuckupcas: My Dad Accidentally Threw A Cheese Grater At Me So I Left The Room And He Yelled “Come Back Here You Ungrateful Child” While Laughing Hysterically Update My Mom Just Told Me That If I Had Even

Destieldrabblesdaily: My Mom Kept Complaining That Our Cat Was Getting Too Fat And It Was My Fault Because I’m Spoiling Her A Few Months Later I Won This Particular Argument Thanks Mate For Helping Me Out, You’re A Good Bean

My New Tattoo I Got Tonight.. Always Wanted Some Mushrooms And The Ladybug Is For My Mom.

My Mom Is So Cute She Came In To Give Me A Hug So I Stood Up In My New Pleasers Which Make Me Super Tall. She Gave A Cute Little Squeal And Put Her Arms Around Me And Whispered &Amp;Ldquo;Those Are Stripper Shoessss&Amp;Rdquo;. I Laughed Innocently And Pranced

I’m Really Tempted To Get On The Train To Baltimore And Take A Sign To Protest The Mistrial In The Freddie Gray Case But I Know My Mom Would Be Terrified Of Me Going There Right Now.

My Mother Finally Got Her Athabascan Beaded Barrette That I Ordered From Etsy For Mother’s Day :) I Wanted Something Personal And I Know How Much My Mom Misses Alaska So This Was The Perfect Gift.here Is The Shop I Bought It From If Anyone Else Wants

My Poor Daughter Is Still Dealing With The After Effects Of That Bad Stomach Virus In The Form Of Bad Diaper Rash, Again. I Hate Seeing Her In Pain. I Half Expect My Mom To Get Another New Phone Number Just To Stalk Me Again. I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Been Toying With

Undergroundghosts: So My Mom Gave Me A Package That Came For Me Today And So I Opened It In Front Of Her And I Just Froze Because It’s A Fucking Ball Gag So I Just Calmly Put It Around My Neck And She Was Like “That’s Such A Cute Choker!” And

Blueandbluer: Straitlaceddame: Lucy-Corsetry: Infekted-Monarch: Thecorsetauthority: Kmkdesignsllcclothing: First Photo Is One Of The First Fittings For This Dress My Mom And I Did In The Beginning. Goes To Show A Lot Of Time And Hardwork Can Pay

Itscarororo: The-Mystery-Of-Bill-Cipher: Garnet Is My Favourite Maybe My Favorite Moment In Any Cartoon

Modmad: Ofpaintedflowers:haven’t Posted Anything About My Mom’s Etsy Shop In A While Sojust Look At Those Thingsyour Mother Is Very Good At Stuff Wowow

Hikki-Ko-Mori: So I Was Taking A Bath A Bubble Bath To Be Specific I Used Half A Bar Of Lush’s Comforter (However You Fucking Spell It) And This Happened Crazy Right? I Think My Mom’s Tub Is Made Of Magic Powers Or Something So I Had A Nice Bath,

Unclefather: My Mom Said “What Is A Twink” Really Loudly At The Table In The Olive Garden

Clubsdeuce: Clubsdeuce: My Mom Uses Sweet Bro And Hella Jeff Magnets To Tell Me If The Dishes Are Clean Or Dirty Update: She’s Now Also Putting “Positivity” On Our Fridge She Has No Idea What Sweet Bro And Hella Jeff Is

My Mom Is Dying And My Dad And I Are Now Homeless

My Mother Has The Hugest Crush On Ice Cube. She Says &Amp;Ldquo;Its Because He Looks Mean As Fuck&Amp;Hellip;Like He&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Put You In A Headlock Or Something&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Hellip;. I Didn&Amp;Rsquo;T Really Get It Until Now, But My Mom Is Freaky. Lol. Now I Know

Mom? This Will Always Be My Favorite Post I Love Her Jennifer Is My Bby Omg Jennifer I Luv U

Is It An Issue If I Wear This Skirt? It’s Clearly An Indian-Styled Skirt And I Found It In My House (I Think My Mom Bought It.) I Don’t Want To Be Problematic.

Greatwhiteprivilege: My Mom Is So Goddamn Cute

My Name Is Guinness.. My Mom Caught Me Eating The Cat Food And Then 10 Minutes Later Caught Me Eating The Cat Poop From The Litterbox. Now I&Amp;Rsquo;M Walking Around The House Projectile Vomiting. #Dogshaming By 6Feetofsunshine

My Mom Is Telling Me About Her Catfish Story.. Is This Real Life? He Tried To Scam Her Out Of $15,000 By Saying He Loved Her. Thankfully, She Had Common Sense, But People Out There Are Crazy.

My-Mom-Is-Ginger: That. That Is Just Precious.

My-Patronus-Is-Your-Mom: Sexlovemarijuana: Lovelyom: Use A Lemon, Orange Or A Grapefruit To Start Your Seedlings. Plant The Entire Thing In The Ground And The Peels Will Compost Directly Into The Soil To Nourish The Plants As They Grow. This Is So

The People Flirting With My Mom All The Time Is Crazyyy

Tomhiddlestonswife: Me Wanting To Be White When I Was Younger Is Self-Hate, Internalized Racism, Wishing That I Wasn’t Indian Because I Got Made Fun Of Because Of The Clothes I Wore, The Language I Shied Away From, The Food My Mom Packed For Lunch

My Mom Is So Nice Like?? So Dude I&Amp;Rsquo;M Seeing Is Aight. Pretty Nice, Treats Me And Buys Shit For Me And I&Amp;Rsquo;M Pretty Sure He Adores Me Which I&Amp;Rsquo;M Cool With Because Like Since When Does This Happen? So Yesterday I Was Kinda/Not Really Joking

Me Randomly Laughing Irl Over Funny Katnep Headcanons I Keep Getting And My Mom Is Looking At Me With A Face And I Just Laugh Harder Im Such A Nerd Dsghgff

My Mom Tryna Give Me Talks About Love And Making The Right Decision About My Future As Far As Somebody To Spend My Life With N Shit Is Serio The Most Awkward Fucking Thing To Sit Through.. Then She Brings Up Times Ive Fucked Up And Its Like Ohhhh Yup,

My Mom Doesnt Understand The Oven Is Going To Make The Kitchen Smell Like Something Is Being Cooked Or Burned Because Thats What Ovens Do, Every Time I Cook Something She Talks About Burning Down The House. I Could Burn Down Everything With A Lighter,